Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Juggernaut! (As he pointed at my butt)” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Cheeksosaurus, I must slay you!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Bring that sexy mom alien mom bod over here so I can touch…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 111 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Don’t just stand there. Fertilize me.” Malia May Johnson “Jizz my old eggs up good, okay? And never stop loving me of course.” Malia May Johnson “Oh my gosh! I’m like totally here to suck your dick and stuff! Yeah!” Malia May Johnson “No more…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 110 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Offended! I said offended, not rear ended. But, if you want to hump me I won’t stop you.” Malia May Johnson “I sowed this big beautiful boner. Now I want to reap it.” Malia May Johnson “Thank you for your attention to this matter Mr.…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Listen here Bootytollah Homeini.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “F@ck yeah I wanna charge! I love your boonies babe.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “NO!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Spinebuster into hold and kiss…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 109 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “For the record, I definitely don’t hate it!” Malia May Johnson “Iran and Israel cease fired. We’re not ceasfiring. I want a baby Michael David Johnson!” Malia May Johnson “Grrrrrr!!! Quickie daddy?” Malia May Johnson “I would define my current state as eager, yes.” Malia…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Have you lost that lovin feelin? That’s no good. I will try to Make Lovin Feelin Great Again!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Translated to sexing. It means p@ssy cum in hotis.” Michael “MJ The…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “It’s been like that where post nut clarity doesn’t happen after I go because I just need more of you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Assume the position! Not that position. Assume the position! Not…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “You right. With your feral ass!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “My life sucked before your big booty revolution entered my life on 3-8-2012.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I could be wrong, but I…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Good morning easy to love.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I am willing to admit I was wrong, but it is a very close call. After a lot of consideration and study, I am admitting…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “You have Cheetos boonies on. You have a good sense of horny humor.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Mind and body. In other words, mindful and behindful.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Mrs. Brownbooty. We…