Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Don’t discount my abilities pretty girl. I can sing and dick swing.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I can’t help it. It’s evolutionary biology. Me want Malia.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson Said in a…
MJ: Let’s practice the X-rated wedding vows I am going to be doing on you when we get remarried in 2027. Malia: K MJ: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today (tonight) to join this me and that you in holy seximony. Malia, do you take this me, to make love to, to sex, to bang, to kiss, to lick,…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Keep it movin with your sexy caramel butter pecan ass.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “The hype gets me excited because I know you can back that thing up.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “My…
Malia: The bad news is all the good men are taken. Malia: The good news is I took one of them. Malia: According to the Real Alex Clark show my man should want sex daily. MJ: Good news! He does! Malia: I don’t want to be the reason my man doesn’t get sex daily. Sooooooo……. Malia: I want to give…
MJ: Let’s see if you can take a hint>>>>> MJ: The following words contain clues to what is on my mind>>>>> MJ: Asspirin MJ: Assimilation MJ: Asspartame MJ: Asstonia MJ: Assteroid MJ: Asstonishment MJ: Asstrophysics MJ: Asspen MJ: Assist MJ: Assurance MJ: Assertiveness MJ: Assortment MJ: Asstralia MJ: Ass Gas or Cash MJ: Ass MJ: Ass MJ: Ass Malia: Titties!…
Malia: I haven’t heard from you yet today. Are we having afternoon mommy daddy playtime? Is mommy getting some? Mommy needs some! Malia: Sex relieves stress. Malia: Sex improves mood. Malia: Sex is fun. Malia: Sex increases energy. Malia: Sex fuels creativity. Malia: Sex improves relationships. Malia: Sex is powerful. We should have some today dontcha think? MJ: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-Rqdgna3Yw&list=WL&index=7 Malia: Michael…
MJ: A is for Anal Malia: B is for Balls MJ: C is for Coochie Malia: D is for Dick MJ: E is for Erotic Malia: F is for F@cking MJ: G is for G-Spot Malia: H is for Humping MJ: I is Intercourse Malia: J is for Jizz MJ: K is for Kinky Malia: L is for Licking MJ:…
MJ: I can text with you now. I have a list of stuff I want to tell you about. Malia: Okay. whatcha wanna tell me? MJ: #1. I love you Malia: I like your list so far. I love you too. MJ: #2. I helped your friend’s friend, the ghost whisperer girl. Malia: She is a frequency healer, but thank…
MJ: How you doin baby? Malia: I’m fine MJ: You sure are! Malia: Aww! Thank you baby! Malia: What’s up? MJ: Nothing much. I just wanted to announce my new favorite sexual position. Malia: Is it all of them? MJ: Guess again! MJ: But yeah, kind of. Malia: You are so cute Michael David Johnson! What is your new favorite…
MJ: Did you know that the smallest country in the world is Vatican City? It is only 5 square miles. Do you wanna fool around? Malia: Knowing that the smallest country in the world is Vatican City, at only 5 square miles does not make me wet at all. Do you want to try something else? MJ: I don’t…