While I’m working on a project we are staying in a compound at Naval Base San Diego. The building I’m working in is close to the compound my family and I are living in. I like it because it makes it easy to eat lunch with my family, spend time with our kids, or come home for a quickie(like today),…
Malia: Come home baby. I know it’s not our home home but this compound is our home until your project is finished. MJ: Wherever you and the kids are is home baby. Malia: I am dressed up in my Halloween costume. MJ: They have trick or treating at the compound? It’s kinda late for trick or treating now though isn’t…
A lot of great things happened today, but there are 2 specifically that I have thought about over and over again. The 1st was when my son Cash said- “Dad, I love you.” Now, Malia and Fran, our kids nanny thought they heard him say- “Cadabadu”. Obviously Malia and Fran need their ears cleared out, because clearly my son professed…
Malia: Uhm, excuse me Mr Johnson. Did you think I was done with you yet? Until there is a baby in my belly we’ve got work to do! Now bring your skinny white butt in here and get to work. MJ: Baby you are barely 5 foot 4 and probably don’t weigh 100 pounds soaking wet. How are you such…
MJ I love you to death, but all work and no sex doesn’t make a baby. The problem is your work sex balance is off. I got you a present to unwrap to fix that. It’s me! 👉 + 👌 = 👪 XOXOXOXO Now come unwrap me! Some of my favorite hot/sexy quotes from my best friend, lover, mother of…
Malia: What are you singing down there baby? MJ: I didn’t know I was singing that loud. For some reason I can’t stop singing or putting out awesome content. I just feel in the zone right now. Malia: Baby, I can hear every word, and you are on a roll. You are turning me on with the sexy spins you’re…
When you find Mr or Mrs Right……Holy shit is it incredible! Texts between my wife and I- Malia: What time do you think you’ll be home baby? MJ: Depending on the traffic, in probably about an hour or so. I miss you. Malia: Do you mean you miss sex? MJ: I miss you overall, but yes, I miss sex too.…
Trick or Treat Naughty Style: Malia: I was so embarrassed last night. I can’t believe Alexa sent Emma and I’s private convo to you. MJ: Baby! It’s all good. What is a “deep orgasm” anyway? Malia: It’s the good kind. Do you talk about our sex life with the guys? MJ: Sometimes. Malia: What do you say? MJ: Good things.…
Malia: Thank you Alexa for messing up my wife’s voice commands, and accidentally sending me this make me feel awesome message, that was intended for her friend Emma- “He is the first and only man I have been with that gives me deep orgasms. I have only been with 2 other men besides MJ. I enjoyed sex with them, but…
MJ: Question….What happened when I walked through the front door of our house today and my wife was waiting for me in a sexy as hell karate outfit, and says- “Are you ready for your naughty karate lesson “MJ The Terrible”? A. We immediately had awesome karate sex. B. Since I was already in a playful mood, I decided to…