Malia: I am day planning. Do you think you will have time for an afternooner with me today? MJ: Would like to but it depends on how long my video call with Trump and his campaign team takes. Malia: Last week the Democrats blocked us spending time together and this week the Republicans. š MJ: Sorry babe. I love you…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I try so hard to bring love, peace and happiness to your life. I really really do. I swear I am not trying to control you. That said, please don’t jack off and waste swimmers…
Malia: Someone is sexting me. MJ: Sex feels good. Malia: Sex makes babies. MJ: Sex burns calories. Malia: Sex makes babies. MJ: Sex reduces stress. Malia: Sex makes babies. MJ: Sex doesn’t suck, but sucking happens during sex. Malia: Sex makes babies. MJ: Sex makes babies. Malia: Sex makes babies. Malia: The last one was one to grow on. One…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I love the way you make me laugh and your big dick.” Malia May Johnson “Oh, I am mad, but I want pleasure. If you pleasure me well enough, I will go back to happy…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “You taste sweeter than Aunt Jemima syrup sexy woman.” Michael āMJ The Terribleā Johnson “I think you are sweeter than Aunt Jemima syrup after post nut clarity too. That’s how sweet you are.” Michael āMJ…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “You liked the JR Ewing Texas oil man role play. Everything is bigger in Texas! Look in my pants. JR Ewing The Terrible is going to throttle you right this very minute Malia Sue Ellen.…
MJ: KEEP CALM AND REALIZE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH THAT THEY ARE GOING TO HAVE TO REWRITE THE DEFINITION OF LOVE BECAUSE THE CURRENT DEFINITION OF LOVE IS NOT POWERFUL ENOUGH TO DESCRIBE THE LEVEL OF LOVE THAT I FEEL FOR YOU Malia: That is a long “KEEP CALM AND” Malia: But I love it and I love you!…
MJ: What are you doing right now? Malia: Texting you. Why? What’s up? MJ: You have had babies. Why don’t you have stretch marks? Malia: Good genetics? Black don’t crack? MJ: Who is my favorite NASCAR driver? Malia: What, is today random weird questions day? Malia: Cole Trickle! Malia: Name the original song based on the sexy lyrics I rewrote…
Malia: I heard you talking to Chris as you were walking back to your office. So I don’t go crazy, please clarify what I heard you saying please. You said- “I don’t know about all that shit man. If I have to deal with the sex thing, I am going to use a catch all like _________.” That is all…
Ā MJ: I have been eye banging you like crazy today. Love the tight form fitting outfit. It highlights your “ass”ets. Malia: You are objectifying me. Malia: You are sexually objectifying me. MJ: Yeah. What’s the problem? Malia: You are not supposed to do that. MJ: Says who? Malia: Society MJ: Never heard of em. Malia: Society, you know, the public…