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Hide and Go Sex

MJ: Come have sex with me. Malia: No foreplay today? Just straight down to business huh? MJ: Foreplay…….I am so horny that I may explode if I don’t explode inside you. Malia: Did you forget that your office got turned into a mini CIA (“MJIA”)? If I try to get in there I will probably be arrested for trespassing in…

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Emojination

Malia: I am 💦 Malia: Your 🌭 needs to be in my 🐈‍⬛️ right meeeooow! Malia: I want to 👅 your 🐓 Malia: 🦴 me! Malia: 6️⃣9️⃣? Malia: Put your 🍆 in my 🍑! Malia: The original…. 👉👌 Malia:  I love to put my 💋 on you! Malia: Then you have the simple yet effective 😜? Malia: When she really…

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I Am Feeling

Malia: I am feeling……horny, concupiscent, desiring, hard up hot, hot to trot, lascivious, libidinous, lustful, passionate, randy, turned on, loving, affectionate, hot and heavy, impassioned, infatuated, lovesick, lovey dovey, lusty, passionate, spirited, salacious, sensual, sexual, smutty, sex crazed, dirty, suggestive, salacious, erotic, hot, sensual, smutty, steamy, suggestive, voluptuous, wanton, sensualistic, freaky, stimulated, sexed up, titillated, hypersexual, and frisky! MJ: Nice!…

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My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 19 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Daddy’s choice. You decide the place, the position, and the hole.” Malia May Johnson “I love the short strokes that get deeper and deeper. Recipe for powerful orgasm every time.” Malia May Johnson “Lay down…

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The Psychology of Quickies

MJ: Quickies are the exception to every rule about delayed gratification, putting in the time to achieve what you, etc.  Malia: Well, yeah, sort of. MJ: I can see the wheels turning in your head even though I can’t physically see you right now. Philosophize me babe. Malia: Guys get quickies (instant gratification), because they put in the time to…

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