Malia: I am 💦 Malia: Your 🌭 needs to be in my 🐈⬛️ right meeeooow! Malia: I want to 👅 your 🐓 Malia: 🦴 me! Malia: 6️⃣9️⃣? Malia: Put your 🍆 in my 🍑! Malia: The original…. 👉👌 Malia: I love to put my 💋 on you! Malia: Then you have the simple yet effective 😜? Malia: When she really…
To my sexy af husband MJ, You sexspire me to love and lust the shit out of you Michael David Johnson! This is my remake of one of your favorite old school strip club rock songs. See below. Love and lust, Malia My remake of “Pour Some Sugar On Me” by Def Leppard, called “Push a baby In Me” by…
Malia: I am feeling……horny, concupiscent, desiring, hard up hot, hot to trot, lascivious, libidinous, lustful, passionate, randy, turned on, loving, affectionate, hot and heavy, impassioned, infatuated, lovesick, lovey dovey, lusty, passionate, spirited, salacious, sensual, sexual, smutty, sex crazed, dirty, suggestive, salacious, erotic, hot, sensual, smutty, steamy, suggestive, voluptuous, wanton, sensualistic, freaky, stimulated, sexed up, titillated, hypersexual, and frisky! MJ: Nice!…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Daddy’s choice. You decide the place, the position, and the hole.” Malia May Johnson “I love the short strokes that get deeper and deeper. Recipe for powerful orgasm every time.” Malia May Johnson “Lay down…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I don’t know the most amount of orgasms that I have had in one day, but it was definitely with you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “You, me, bed, 5 minutes.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson…
Malia: Do you know what I get called all the time? MJ: Pretty, beautiful, amazing, sweet, kind, loving, hot, sexy, etc. Malia: I get called that by you, but I’m talking about by other people. Can you guess? MJ: Malia? Mrs. Johnson? Miss Malia? Malia: Yes, to those but most of the time I get called MJ The Terrible’s wife.…
MJ: Quickies are the exception to every rule about delayed gratification, putting in the time to achieve what you, etc. Malia: Well, yeah, sort of. MJ: I can see the wheels turning in your head even though I can’t physically see you right now. Philosophize me babe. Malia: Guys get quickies (instant gratification), because they put in the time to…
Malia: It’s not “Time To Play The Game” anymore. HHH is retiring from in ring action. Malia: He had a heart attack and other complications. MJ: Uh oh. How old is he, 50? We just saw him wrestle in Texas a few years ago. He was in great shape. I guess shit just happens sometimes unfortunately. Malia: Yep. I love…
Malia: Is this you Mr. Johnson….. MJ: Yes Malia: Mr. Johnson, this is a kidnapping. I have kidnapped your children. If you want to see them again you will do exactly as I say. Do you understand? MJ: I do. I see my children playing in their playroom with their nanny. Malia: That is an optical illusion. If you don’t…
MJ: It has been a week with no sex. My balls are going to explode! I need some girl with the tilt head asahp! Malia: I know baby. Sometimes things happen that block sex. Is asahp as soon as humanly possible? MJ: It is! Malia: I’m sorry. MJ: My balls are going to explode! Malia: My panties are soaked and…