MJ: Come have sex with me. Malia: No foreplay today? Just straight down to business huh? MJ: Foreplay…….I am so horny that I may explode if I don’t explode inside you. Malia: Did you forget that your office got turned into a mini CIA (“MJIA”)? If I try to get in there I will probably be arrested for trespassing in…
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Occupy Malia Movement
MJ: Things have got to change. I can’t take it anymore. Malia: With what? MJ: You are keeping the goodies on your top 1% body all to yourself and that is unfair. MJ: You are hereby notified that the Occupy Malia Movement is going to occupy Malia! Malia: I know you so well and I love it!! MJ: For too…
Emojination
Malia: I am 💦 Malia: Your 🌭 needs to be in my 🐈⬛️ right meeeooow! Malia: I want to 👅 your 🐓 Malia: 🦴 me! Malia: 6️⃣9️⃣? Malia: Put your 🍆 in my 🍑! Malia: The original…. 👉👌 Malia: I love to put my 💋 on you! Malia: Then you have the simple yet effective 😜? Malia: When she really…
My Remake of The Song “Pour Some Sugar On Me” For My Sexy AF Husband MJ
To my sexy af husband MJ, You sexspire me to love and lust the shit out of you Michael David Johnson! This is my remake of one of your favorite old school strip club rock songs. See below. Love and lust, Malia My remake of “Pour Some Sugar On Me” by Def Leppard, called “Push a baby In Me” by…
I Am Feeling
Malia: I am feeling……horny, concupiscent, desiring, hard up hot, hot to trot, lascivious, libidinous, lustful, passionate, randy, turned on, loving, affectionate, hot and heavy, impassioned, infatuated, lovesick, lovey dovey, lusty, passionate, spirited, salacious, sensual, sexual, smutty, sex crazed, dirty, suggestive, salacious, erotic, hot, sensual, smutty, steamy, suggestive, voluptuous, wanton, sensualistic, freaky, stimulated, sexed up, titillated, hypersexual, and frisky! MJ: Nice!…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 19 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Daddy’s choice. You decide the place, the position, and the hole.” Malia May Johnson “I love the short strokes that get deeper and deeper. Recipe for powerful orgasm every time.” Malia May Johnson “Lay down…
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes 8 by Malia May Johnson
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I don’t know the most amount of orgasms that I have had in one day, but it was definitely with you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “You, me, bed, 5 minutes.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson…
MJ The Terrible’s Wife
Malia: Do you know what I get called all the time? MJ: Pretty, beautiful, amazing, sweet, kind, loving, hot, sexy, etc. Malia: I get called that by you, but I’m talking about by other people. Can you guess? MJ: Malia? Mrs. Johnson? Miss Malia? Malia: Yes, to those but most of the time I get called MJ The Terrible’s wife.…
The Psychology of Quickies
MJ: Quickies are the exception to every rule about delayed gratification, putting in the time to achieve what you, etc. Malia: Well, yeah, sort of. MJ: I can see the wheels turning in your head even though I can’t physically see you right now. Philosophize me babe. Malia: Guys get quickies (instant gratification), because they put in the time to…
It’s Not “Time To Play The Game” Anymore
Malia: It’s not “Time To Play The Game” anymore. HHH is retiring from in ring action. Malia: He had a heart attack and other complications. MJ: Uh oh. How old is he, 50? We just saw him wrestle in Texas a few years ago. He was in great shape. I guess shit just happens sometimes unfortunately. Malia: Yep. I love…