My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 87 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Cat lady? Eh. Tiger bitch? Yes!!! Now take me hubby!” Malia May Johnson “Big cat lady grrrrr mother fucker!” Malia May Johnson “You know what they say, but they don’t actually say, but I am saying now? Big cat lady, big butt!” Malia May Johnson…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Doing what I love, you, leads to creating babies that I love. I love you to death. Yeah. That was a miss. Saying death even though it makes sense when talking about creating life, well,…
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MJ: Baby I gotta tell you something. Malia: OK. Whatcha got? MJ: You were my second choice. Malia: WTF?????????????????????????????? Malia: Who the fuck was your first choice? MJ: You Malia: I thought I was your second choice? MJ: You were. Malia: Who was your first choice????????????? MJ: You. Malia: I was your first choice and your second choice? MJ: Yep…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 86 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “You’re not going to WWE announcer it? “Oh my God! He hit her with a spear!” You have no idea how much I fucking love you!” Malia May Johnson “FYI……I feel VERY naughty today!” Malia May Johnson “This is an official bed wenching offer! Do…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “You are even more beautiful on the inside than outside, and your butt.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “No. You got it all wrong baby. Kisses are medicine.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “How could…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I will take booty cheeks for a hundred Alex.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I can’t help it. I’m a passionate guy.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Why are you not in the bed doing…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “The dopamine monster in your head is like the g-spot in your vagina. True story.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I consider every kiss a win for love.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Do not…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 85 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I’m calling for an adult cuddle.” Malia May Johnson “I feel the need. The need for your seed.” Malia May Johnson “Wanna get your wiener wet?” Malia May Johnson “Spock, with the ears did this?” Malia May Johnson “MJ, I have just 3 letters for…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “You can even light up a dimly lit room.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “If I was a scientist I would study the genetic code of your booty. That would make me a happy scientist.”…