World, meet Christopher Alexander Johnson. Christopher Alexander Johnson, meet the world. Christopher, you were born at 3:13 am. Your daddy was born at 3:13 pm. You weighed exactly 10 pounds even when you were born. As your grandma, Jeanne Johnson, said about you- “He weighs as much as a sack of potatoes.” Your nicknames while you were in your mommy’s…
MJ: You look like a nice, pristine, girl. I look like a scary criminal. Malia: Beauty and my Beast. MJ: They didn’t tell me to smile while they were taking my picture. I have brand new teeth. I would have smiled. Malia: I text Kristi our side by side driver’s license pictures. She wrote back – “Cyber Hacker “MJ The…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 48 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “To deal with your future, sometimes you have to deal with your past.” Gene Rockefeller “Living forever isn’t for me. Even if I could, I wouldn’t. I want to do it right the first time and then go on to the great beyond if…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 47 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Some people are just not cut out for 9 to 5. Sure, they can do it, but it is not the best fit for them. They need to have their own thing. They need to be their own boss. They need to control their…
Whether you like him, don’t like him, agree or disagree with him, Arnold Schwarzenegger has been successful in several different industries, from body building, to the movie/ film industry, to politics, and in the world of business. Here is an email reply back to me from Arnold Schwarzenegger, with his tips and advice, on how to become successful….. Email text:…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 46 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Daddy poo poo stinky. I go in here.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “I love you. You get me and I love you for it.” Malia May Johnson “Honesty and integrity are what I am known for by the people who know me best. My word…
Malia: Baby, I want to see if you know the answer to this math problem. 50 + 50 – 25 × 0 + 2 + 2 = ? Is the correct answer 4 or 104? MJ: 104 Malia: Of course you know the answer. Why isn’t the answer 4? Don’t you do math problems from left to right? MJ: No.…
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Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I’m at the Woodland house. I’m sorry baby. I am to pregnant and fat and hormonal and horny to think. Come over to this house, bend me over something, and bang me out of my…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 45 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Never hope for it more than you are willing to work for it.” General Stanley McChrystal “Being a professional means being able to work with people you don’t like. Being the best means you don’t have to work with people you don’t like.” Jeff…