The following “Haters…..F-You! (Motivation!)”, motivational picture quotes collection was inspired by a true doer/innovator/anti hater/do-gooder, while being a certified bad ass at the same time, Mrs. Kristi Jennings aka Kristi Ihaveonenamelikemadonnabitch. “When haters knock you down, get back up and say- “You hit like a bitch!” Then do what you gotta do.” Kristi Jennings aka Kristi Ihaveonenamelikemadonnabitch “Kick ass and…
We Will Overcome COVID19 Motivation One of the things my wife Malia and I miss the most that COVID19 has temporarily put a stop to are live events. We were looking at pictures from some of the live events that we have gone to and looking at the pictures inspired me to want to spread some positivity during these trying…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 54 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “My daddy is my piwwow (pillow).” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “You can’t unsee 90 year old lady ass.” Chris Hubbard “I miss you. I need some vitamin U as soon as possible.” Malia May Johnson “I need something to wake me up. Can you put…
Malia: You don’t love me. MJ: I love you! Malia: Prove it MJ: I have loved you since the day I was born. Malia: You didn’t know me when you were born. MJ: I was born to love you! Malia: How do you know that? MJ: Because us being together is right. Malia: How do you know that? MJ: Because…
Malia: Do you remember taking this photo you dirty perv? MJ: Uh huh. You blurred the bejesus out of that pic. Malia: You just agreed to being a dirty perv. And I don’t want anyone seeing what’s under the blurred parts but you. MJ: I’m allowed to be a dirty perv. Malia: When is it ok to be a dirty…
MJ: Building licker! Malia: What kind of nonsense are you talking about this morning Johnson? MJ: Building licker! Malia: Damn it Johnson! MJ: Building licker! Malia: Oh, I get it. You think you are safe because you are in your new MJIA office in our used to be garage office. Is that it? MJ: Building licker! Malia: Well, I have…
MJ: Here is a picture of a hippo and an angel. I love you forever Malia May Taint Right Tittie Bonga Famunda Cheese Puthy Juicy Prada Princess Gucci Girl Wifey Baby Mama Happy Cry Baby Cakes Johnson! Malia: Everyone in the house is laughing their ass off at you baby! MJ: What? Malia: “Just give me anal in the morning,…
Fathers are important in the development of children’s emotional well-being. Children look to their fathers to lay down the rules and enforce them. They also look to their fathers to provide a feeling of physical and emotional security. Children want to make their fathers proud. Involved father promote inner growth and strength. Studies show that when fathers are affectionate and…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 53 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I caught you stealing! I should call the police on you MJ! It is illegal to steal Ray’s pension check. I’m not sure what the law is about replacing his $2,500 a month pension check with $5,000 a month check. I decided not to…
Whether you agree or disagree with Michael Bloomberg’s politics, he is certainly one hell of a smart businessmen. Here is an email reply back to me from Michael Bloomberg, with his key’s to success! Email text: From: [email protected] <[email protected]>Subject: Responding to your messageTo: [email protected]: Thursday, July 15, 2010, 4:23 PM Dear Mr. Johnson: Thank you for writing. I’m honored that…