Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I can’t help myself. Look, it wants me to. Your c@$k and my mouth were meant for each other.” Malia May Johnson “I will “Slang my puss” at you whenever you need it. I will…
Happy Birthday Michael David Johnson (Daddy)! From your loving and adoring children and wife, we would like to wish you the following birthday wishes: “I love you Daddy. Happy Birthday.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Happy Birthday Daddy. I don’t need a diaper anymore.” Cash Michael Johnson “Hapda birt day Dadda.” Natalie Marie Johnson “Wuv you Dadda. Hap hap da day.” Michael…
Would you like to hear the formula for success? It’s pretty simple. Here it is- Double your rate of failure. You’re probably thinking- What? Double my rate of failure? That doesn’t make sense. It actually does, and here’s why….. Don’t think of failure as the enemy of success. Failure, if you learn from it, becomes experience and knowledge. You can…
Hello everyone, I rarely recommend products and/or services, but every once in a while, I learn about, use, or hear about a product or service that is worth recommending/telling you about. “Getting Life: An Innocent Man’s 25 Year Journey from Prison to Peace” by Michael Morton, is one of the best books I have ever read. The author of the…
One way to grow your Twitter following is to follow profiles that will follow you back. They grow their profile, and you grow your profile. It’s a win win. Some Twitter profiles are known follow back profiles. Meaning, if you follow them, they will follow you back. Follow back followers are followers. They may or may not be followers in…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 56 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Daddy, can I have my wowance pwease?” Elizabeth Grace Johnson (Malia and I’s oldest daughter) “And God bwess my Daddy when he fights the criwiniminals on the winternet.” Cash Michael Johnson (Malia and I’s oldest son) “Instead of thinking about it like that, think…
MJ: Today was an awesome day! I love you! We’re on the way back to the airport. I love you! Malia: I got the pictures you text me of you and your mom shopping. I love you too MJ: I didn’t grow up with money. We had enough to make it, but it wasn’t always easy. That said, I had…
Happy 70th Birthday ma! 70 years ago today in Winchester, Tennessee, my mom (MJ’s mom), Jeanne Johnson, was born. Happy Birthday Wishes “Happy 70th J! I will be joining you in the 70 club tomorrow.” David Johnson “Mom, Grandma, Mam Mam, Jeanne, your son, daughter in law, and grandbabies wish you the happiest 70th birthday and we love you very…
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The Largest Picture Quotes Compilation In The History of The Internet!: Picture quotes can and do help to entertain us, fuel us, focus us, educate us, push us to aspire for more, inspire us to dream, help us to make a point, are used to promote and market products, services, events, concerts, causes and candidates, make us laugh, make our…