Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I’m 32 and I wanna do you. Give me the good stuff for my birthday baby.” Malia May Johnson “Don’t bother taking your clothes off. We don’t have time. Just pull it out through your zipper.” Malia…
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Thank You For The Best Christmas Ever!
Dear Family and Friends, We are so thankful to you for spending Christmas with us. It was great to see and spend time with all of you. Thank you for all of the fun times, shared memories, meals, and experiences. Elizabeth, Cash, Natalie, Michael, Victoria, Caroline, and Christopher, loved having new kids and adults to play with, share with, and learn…
Happy Birthday Malia May Johnson!
Happy 32nd Birthday Malia May Johnson! 32 looks good on you! I was looking through all of our pictures over the years, and I found the picture that is attached to this post. At the Dr. Pepper Factory in Waco, Texas, the day we took that picture, was the first time we talked about having a baby. You said, and…
And Then Vice President Kamala Harris Shows Up To Your Christmas Party
We had 35 family members and friends staying with us over the Christmas holiday in our house, guest house, and the house we own next door to our house. It was so much fun! I planned for one night to be a more formal “Winter Wonderland” night, where everyone would dress up and look nice for one night. We didn’t…
Introducing A.I. System’s New FORCE Bot Prototype
MJ: Baby! The prototype FORCE bot has been built! I’m about text you a picture. A lot of work has gone into. I love you and I hope you like it…….. Malia: Wow baby! Impressive! MJ: Are you just saying that or are you really impressed? Malia: I’m really impressed! MJ: But…… Malia: I don’t want to say what I’m…
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes 5 by Malia May Johnson
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Big butt. Big hips. Big eyes. Thick and sexy thighs. Yeah. Your body is yeah. Oh yeah! Scrumptious!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I’m going to do to you what you do to me, but the…
Christmas Eve at The Johnson’s
MJ: MJ: MJ: MJ: MJ: MJ: Malia: Are you side profiling me Michael David Johnson? MJ: Yes. I love you Malia. I watched you all around the house yesterday and today, while you were playing with the kids, while you were on the phone, while you were cooking, while you were greeting our family and friends that are staying with…
Song Sexting
MJ: This is the dirty version of the Tuttie Fruttie lyrics that were sexspired by you….. “Puthy Juicy” by MJ I got a girl name Malia; she really loves me. I got girl name Malia; she so amazing I got down on one knee. I got a girl named Malia; she has all my babies. She lived with me in…
Mary Magdalene Was Like The Original Ride or Die Chick
Malia: Baby! MJ: I’m here. What’s up? Malia: I’m going through withdraw MJ: Pregnancy withdraw? As in, not being pregnant and missing it withdraw? Malia: That to MJ: What’s the first thing if there is a “That to”? Malia: The thing makes me pregnant. MJ: Sex? Malia: Yes! MJ: Well I know the fix for that withdraw! Malia: You have…
What Are You Hiding From Me Johnson?
Malia: Baby, I keep waiting for something to be wrong with you. MJ: What do you mean? Are you trying to find something wrong with me so you can be done with me, like we were dating? Malia: You still seem too good to be true. There has to be something wrong with you. Malia: Are you fooling me into…