Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because this post is all XXX from beginning to end. Michael David Johnson, aka MJ, aka “MJ The Terrible”, aka White Mike Johnson, aka Baby, aka Daddy, aka My Other Half, this, I Love Sucking Your C@$k! “Deep Poetry Feeling Shit”, is dedicated to…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Oh my God! You are like the jizz whisperer or something. You know exactly how to get the jizz that is in my balls to rocket out of me.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “The…
MJ: What are you doing? Malia: I am putting my hand down your pants. MJ: Why? Malia: Why is your hand down your pants? MJ: I don’t know. It’s relaxing. Why are you doing it? Malia: I wanna be relaxed to. MJ: When you do it, it’s different. It’s not relaxing. It makes me horny. Malia: I don’t know. It…
All of the symptoms were there on Tuesday night that you were going to have a migraine on Wednesday (Bedroom Quarantine Day), but you did not have one. Instead, you took me to new heights of pleasure and satisfaction…..WOW!!! You showed up to “Bedroom Quarantine Day” ready to throw down. Before you started pleasing my body, you had me sopping…
MJ: I want you to know something. Malia: What do you want me to know? MJ: I would drive to the moon with you. Would you drive to the moon with me? Malia: Yes I would! I Googled how long it would take to drive to the moon if it was actually possible to drive to the moon. At 55…
My Favorite Quotes From My Friend Billionaire Entrepreneur and Visionary Jeff Dachis by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “My goal in life when I was going through puberty was to own the fastest street legal production car ever. Fast forward to modern day, and I own it! I don’t know how to pronounce the name of it correctly, but here…
A History of Jeff Dachis and Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: November 6th, 2016 Today was the most incredible business day of my life, and there isn’t even a close second. I was planning to announce that a particular agency, who is really good at keeping secrets, just signed off on letting me write a tell all (minus a few…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I am going to be wrapping my legs around you a lot very very soon. Bedroom Quarantine Day is October 20th!” Malia May Johnson “I made a strip club songs playlist to baby making practice…
MJ: I can hear you singing. Are you dancing and singing? Can I come watch your concert? Malia: You can hear me singing from inside MJIA? MJ: I was sitting outside on the steps. You were singing the oral sex song. Malia: What oral sex song? MJ: “Poke Her Face” by Lady Gaga I think. Malia: You and song lyrics…
Malia: Do you remember this picture? MJ: Yes Malia: Do you remember what you said to me after you took that picture and sat down next to me? MJ: I do. I said- “Baby, you have the sexiest legs I have ever seen. It is hard to watch the game when all I can think about is you wrapping those…