Bethesda Country Club’s Father of the Year, Mr. Michael David Johnson, this post about how important fathers are to their children’s development, and how awesome you are to our children, is a tribute to you and awesome fathers everywhere! A man can father a child, but being a dad takes a lifetime. Fathers play an important role in a child’s…
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Masters of Money LLC Acquires A.I.U. Incorporated for $27.1 Million Dollars
Masters of Money LLC announced today, that it is acquiring, artificial intelligence automated learning software developer, Artificial Intelligence Universal Incorporated (A.I.U. Incorporated) for $27,100,000. This is Masters of Money LLC’s 4th and largest company acquisition. Masters of Money’s recent company acquisitions list is as follows. 2017: The Money Channel for $1,700,000 2018: Nerdy Black Girls, LLC., for $350,000 2021: Cyber…
Back 2 Back Father of The Year Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
We live by and are members of Bethesda Country Club. Every year Bethesda Country Club (BCC) has an awards banquet to celebrate/honor members who stand out in various ways/accomplish certain things. One of the yearly awards is “Father of the Year”. I nominated MJ for Father of the Year last year, and so did several other members. MJ ended up…
Did You Marry Me Because I Look Like Winnie Cooper?
Malia: I have a question for you. MJ: Shoot Malia: Did you marry me because I look like one of your childhood crushes Danica McKellar? MJ: I have no idea who that is. Malia: It’s Winnie Cooper from the Wonder Years. MJ: No, but now that I think about it, you do kind of look like her. Malia: Look baby……. MJ:…
Forget About It vs Fuggedaboutit
Malia: Thank you for carrying me to bed last night after I fell asleep in the chair. That was really sweet of you. MJ: I love you! Malia: Why didn’t you wake me up during my horrible nightmare last night? MJ: I didn’t know you were having a horrible nightmare. I’m sorry babe. Malia: You didn’t want me. It was…
6 Tips To Improve Your Credit Score
Having bad credit can be detrimental to your financing and places several hurdles in front of you when it comes to availing loans. Having a poor credit score can happen to anyone, and for several reasons, ranging from not paying debts off on time, to missing payments. Luckily, there are ways that you can go about improving your credit score.…
Your Boobs Deep Poetry Feeling Shit by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Slam Poetry” is for everyone, but “Deep Poetry Feeling Shit”, it’s like our own customized version of it. In other words- Slam Poetry, I don’t knowetry. Deep Poetry Feeling Shit, that I get. Now on to your boobs….. As it turns out, you are not just a pretty face. You also have awesome boobs. Your boobs always put me in…
Operation Guaranteed Pregnancy
I found this email MJ sent me in December 2016. I thought it was funny, sexy, and cute, so I decided to share it. Future Mommy Malia, Since we are in get pregnant mode, I decided to put together a plan. I’m calling the plan- “Operation Guaranteed Pregnancy”, to ensure that we get pregnant. Here is the plan. My penis…
Come Get Me Pregnant
MJ: I love you Malia: Come get me pregnant MJ: I have to wait for my work product to upload, and make sure the receives it. Malia: Come get me pregnant MJ: I can text until then. Malia: Come get me pregnant MJ: I love you Malia: Come get me pregnant MJ: ETA 15 to 20 min Malia: Come get…