Malia: Baby! MJ: I’m here. What’s up? Malia: I’m going through withdraw MJ: Pregnancy withdraw? As in, not being pregnant and missing it withdraw? Malia: That to MJ: What’s the first thing if there is a “That to”? Malia: The thing makes me pregnant. MJ: Sex? Malia: Yes! MJ: Well I know the fix for that withdraw! Malia: You have…
Malia: Baby, I keep waiting for something to be wrong with you. MJ: What do you mean? Are you trying to find something wrong with me so you can be done with me, like we were dating? Malia: You still seem too good to be true. There has to be something wrong with you. Malia: Are you fooling me into…
Malia: Your mom just got Grandmother’s death certificate from the funeral home. Do you know what Grandmother died from? MJ: Golden Girls Overdose? Malia: You can’t die from watching too much Golden Girls. MJ: She died from a stroke, right? Malia: Guess again. MJ: I heard the doctor say she had a stroke. Malia: Yes, she had a stroke, but…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 67 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Daddy. Do my hair up in a do dad again. I am tall like that.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Daddy, mommy said to tell you you are cancer(handsome) and she loves you.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “My first word was poop.” Cash Michael Johnson “When you…
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Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I feel all hot. Why aren’t you bothering me with your penis?” Malia May Johnson “I’m sorry if I haven’t been giving you enough sex recently. Why don’t you and me get dirty while we…
When you have your own website or blog, you’re always on the lookout for high quality content to keep your visitors and search engines happy. In a perfect world you’d be writing all this great content, but we don’t live in a perfect world. Most of us lead busy lives, between our jobs, businesses, family, friends, and normal daily activities.…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 61 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Daddy it’s Halloween. It’s pooky.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “I think they wanted it to be true but it wasn’t so they twisted the facts as much as they could until it fit their narrative and discarded the evidence that went against whatever didn’t fit…
We are a celebrating household. We celebrate it all. It is Chrismahonikwanzikaboxanniversarybirthdaynewyears at our house this year. Daddy (MJ) gets to be home with us more at the end of the year this year. Side note- Bad guys, please don’t try to pull anything major until after New Year’s. I want MJ home with us, and if you cause problems,…