Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Booty booty booty. Choppin everywhere. Choppin everywhere.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I love you and you’re about to get penetrated. Ok?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “O. O. O. O. The one and only…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Rihanna Edition by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Point 1. Mothers became mothers by having sex. Point 2. Being a mother is sexy. Point 3. Ain’t nothing at all wrong with making a baby bump sexy. Point 4. There don’t need to be no more points. Biology is biology and biology is…
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My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 223 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Everyone who is great has a dream. Martin Luther King. All of them. My dreams are to Make America Great Again, and I want to Make Mars Great from the beginning. Both worthy goals I think.” Elon Musk “Life can’t just be about solving…
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Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Did you say try for pregnancy or genetic legacy? You wanting DNA baby maker sauce?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Twenty-twenty-twenty-four hours to go. I wanna be sexificated. Nothing to do, nowhere to go. I…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 222 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Are you saying I did it all to impress her? Well, maybe a little bit.” Elon Musk “Remember when you said the best catch of all time was when Jackie Kennedy caught JFK’s brain matter on the trunk after he got shot? Well, well,…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 88 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Boom boom pune pune?” Malia May Johnson “If you can rub and grab on me when we’re playing basketball, then I can do it to you too. Fair is fair baby! So there!” Malia May Johnson “Mr. Weiner, go play together with Mrs. Va Jay…
Michael David Johnson, Here are 20 clues that say what I want to do with you. Let’s see if you can figure it out! 😉 1. Lass uns ein Baby machen! 2. Vamos a buscar un bebé! 3. Faisons un bébé! 4. 让我们生个孩子吧! 5. давай заберем ребенка! 6. Facciamo un bambino! 7. 아기를 만들자! 8. Ayo buat bayi! 9. Låt…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Joel Osteen Edition by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Hey MJ, in case you were going to ask, I still didn’t steal the title for my book “Rule Your Day” from your “Rule Your World” blog.” Joel Osteen “Victoria and Malia are two great wives and mothers. We must have done something…