Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “That thing can push out a baby for God sake. It can take some punishment.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I will BDSM you! I will CNC you! I will Marital Missionary you! I will…
Malia, I’m slippin! I meant to include the bedrooms for sure. I also forgot the hallways! I’m also fuckin you in the hallways! Love me some girl power! I have always supported women’s rights, but having daughters definitely made me more passionate about equal rights. As much as I support women’s rights, I do not support any guys ever touching…
Michael David Johnson, I love your naughty love for me! That said, you mentioned everywhere and every room, including f@ckin me in the ass, but you didn’t mention the bedrooms. If we are never having sex in the bedrooms, then I don’t want to move into that house. 🙁 I know you meant to mention the bedrooms, but you accidentally…
Dear Malia May Johnson, I am excited about moving into our new house, and I wanted to let you know the following. I’m fuckin you in the indoor pool! I’m fuckin you in the outdoor pool! I’m fuckin you in all the closets! I’m fuckin you in the see through room! I’m fuckin you in the gym! I’m fuckin you…
Malia: Morning sex for the win! MJ: I know, right. Malia: It has been awhile since we had the opportunity to have morning sex. MJ: I love waking up with the kids coming to wake us up or sleeping with us, but AM action is a hell of a way to start a day. Malia: You wrapped me up in…
MJ: I am all bound up. MJ: I need your feminine essence Malia May Johnson! MJ: I need to release some oxytocin asap! MJ: I’m all fulled up. The want sex level has turned into the need level. MJ: The big book says “both the husband and wife have an obligation to minister to each other sexually.” MJ: That’s God…
MJ: After the kids go to bed we have to talk. It is important. It’s nothing to panic about or anything like that, but it is important that we talk about this sooner rather than later. Malia: Okay MJ: I was expecting you to reply with at least a few questions. Malia: I trust you. As long as we are…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 92 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “We are human. We have emotions. Good people with good intentions can sometimes take things too far, and I think it takes a lot of intestinal fortitude to walk back miss steps. Kudos to those with enough self-reflective abilities and integrity who can do…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I remember that. Those bend you over sexy heels were the Cum Hard edition. I think that’s what I called them.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Cute in the face, thick in the face, give…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Make a baby. Make a baby. Make a baby!” Malia May Johnson “The word of the day……undulation!” Malia May Johnson “I can still taste you.” Malia May Johnson “I am the mother of your children.…