MJ: Why come 75 pounds of you is in your butt? Malia: 75 pounds might be just a little bit much don’t ya think? MJ: You must not be aware of the BBMI. Malia: What is the BBMI? MJ: BBMI is Big Butt Mass Index Malia: What does the Big Butt Mass Index calculate? MJ: It calculates if fat is…
Malia: Do you know what I am? MJ: An MK Ultra sex kitten Malia: Guess again MJ: A shapeshifting sex alien? Malia: Nope. Guess again. MJ: A fembot? Malia: Nope. Guess again. It has to do with love. MJ: A love machine? Malia: Oh my God baby! What can our love create? MJ: Family? Happiness? Malia: You are red hot…
“Act as if what you do makes a difference. It does.” William James “Success is not final, failure is not fatal; it is the courage to continue that counts.” Winston Churchill “Tough times never last, but tough people do.” Robert Schuller “Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.” Albert Einstein “Never give up…
“Whether you think you can or think you can’t you’re right.” Henry Ford “At any given moment you have the power to say: This is not how the story is going to end.” Christine Miller “Work like there is someone working 24 hours a day to take it away from you.” Mark Cuban “Forget all that. I am making this…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 117 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Savanna told me she couldn’t find the card for a get-well gift Bronny got. I looked at it to see if I could guess who might have sent it. I knew it was you from the jump. Only you would send that. Savanna was…
Malia: Thank you for taking me to go see the new Barbie movie. MJ: I enjoyed our date night. Malia: I like how we indulge each other’s secret inner silliness. I watched Sharknado. You watched Barbie. Things like that. MJ: That is how it should be. Malia: Barbie was overwhelming girl power. I loved the female empowerment. I hated…
Michael David Johnson, We grew up 8,000 miles away from each other, but the universe brought us together. If the universe wants us to be together, who am I to argue with the universe? I compared the number of days that I have been alive to the number of days we have been together. What I found out was you have…
Where you are now is not what matters. Where you are going is what matters! And always remember to believe in yourself! We hope the following motivational quote pictures inspire you to take action and live your best life….. “Don’t settle for less than everything you want. Know when to shut up and collect the money. It’s better to get…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 116 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Today is the day to make the changes in your life that you want to see reflected tomorrow.” Vice President Kamala Harris “If you are rich, famous, or rich and famous, you are a high value target and you need to cover your ass.…
Dear Haters, I would like to take a moment to say thank you. Thank you for pointing out all of my weaknesses, so that I can improve on them. I really appreciate you spending so much of your time focused on me. I almost feel bad for consuming so much of your time. I mean, while you spend your time…