Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “The anaconda in my pants is hunting the assquach in your pants. I love you dirty bird.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I need some kisses to heal up the bruises Iron Maliacane Tyson left…
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Remember The Name “Will Resourceful”
When you need to accomplish something, remember the name “Will Resourceful”. Have the “Will” to see it through, and be “Resourceful” enough to get the job done. “No matter what people tell you, you can make a comeback from anything. I am living proof of that. I am a just a regular guy, who almost died, had to learn how…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 113 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 113 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Me too!” Cash Michael Johnson “Me too!” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Me too!” Natalie Marie Johnson “Me too daddy!” Michael Christian Johnson “Me too!” Victoria Olivia Johnson “Me too!” Caroline Grace Johnson “Statements box you in. Questions open up the dialog.” Former President Barack Obama…
You Will Be Missed Kev!
From all of your brother and sister members of Team Digital Death…..Kevin, you are our brother forever! We will make sure your memory and legacy carry on! “If there was no Kevin Mitnick, there might not be any of us. What a legend.” Gary McKinnon “I love that old white boy. Kev was an energy havin fun lovin mofo. I’m…
How To “Hater Proof” Your Life
If you’re frustrated because you are not where you feel like you should be, at this particular point in time, remember this…..Talent always rises to the top! Dreams don’t come true without a lot of failure in between. That is why it is so important to keep going, through all of the setbacks and disappointments. In life we fail more…
Money Saving Tips To Help You Become A Millionaire
Money Saving Tips To Help You Become A Millionaire: When we’re young, thinking about growing old is a scary thought. We think- Will I have enough money to retire at an early age? Will I even have enough money to retire at all? Most Americans would love to retire at the standard age of 59 and a half, or 65.…
How To Become Successful by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
How To Become Successful by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: 1. Limit mistakes. Instead of saying or doing the wrong thing, think first and then execute. 2. Make success a must. If you must do something, then you will think of a way to do it, no matter what. 3. Refuse to be outworked. Go early and stay late when…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 37 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 37 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “My hair is spread out. My body is spread out. Of course I want to smuggle your salami.” Malia May Johnson “Aww! Makin my coochie tingle.” Malia May Johnson “I can’t help it. I am so in love with you, and I love the way…
Maximize Your Present To Improve Your Future Motivation
If you want a better future, maximize the present. It is so easy to use the “tomorrow” excuse. “Oh, I’ll do it tomorrow.” It’s okay to do that every once in a while, but when it becomes a broken record, the future you dream about, won’t look that much different than your life does right now. Your past got you…
You Either Get It or You Don’t (Never Stop Trying!)
Keep your initial steps to success simple. A good initial step towards success, is to remove as many of the negative influences/negative people, in your life, and replace the time you used to spend around/with those negative influences/ negative people, with focus. The people who read this, that thought of this as sacrifice, didn’t get it! The people who read…