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My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 125 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 125 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “You want to create a moment where I simultaneously look like a hero, I look compassionate, and I look Presidential. A transition to the future leader of the country move. That’s ballsy. I heard you get a lot of your ideas from superhero movies…

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Pre “MJ The Terrible” Michael Johnson’s Surprise Visit To See His Mom in Ohio Video (2010)

Pre “MJ The Terrible” Michael Johnson’s Surprise Visit To See His Mom in Ohio Video (2010) Link – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/09/Michael-Johnson-Pre-MJ-The-Terrible-Surprise-Visit-To-See-His-Mom-In-Ohio-Video.mp4 Notes about this video: At the time of this video (2010), Michael Johnson (MJ) was living in Austin, Texas, and his mom (Jeanne Johnson), lived in Akron, Ohio. What is special about this video besides the obvious fact that he was able…

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I Change My Mind

Malia: I don’t want you to go fuck yourself. I want you to come fuck me! I’m sorry! Preggo emotions running wild right now. Malia: Do you want a tour? MJ: A tour of what? Malia: My coochie! MJ: I’m gonna have to hit you with a lick and suck suplex. Malia: Of course you are! I deserve it! MJ:…

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Guy Fawkes Tribute

On November 5, 1605, Guy Fawkes and other conspirators attempted a gunpowder plot to blow up the Houses of Parliament in London, in an effort to help restore Catholicism in England. Although the gunpowder plot failed, the event was so significant that we still celebrate it four hundred years later by shooting off fireworks, making bonfires, and burning effigies of…

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Malia and Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson OB-GYN Appointment Ultrasound Video

Malia and Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson OB-GYN Appointment Ultrasound Video Link – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/09/Malia-and-Michael-MJ-The-Terrible-Johnson-OB-GYN-Appointment-Ultrasound-Video.mp4 Do you know what I was thinking about during the ultrasound? I will tell you what I thought about during the ultrasound. Michael David Johnson, 1. I was hoping that there was a healthy little critter in there. 2. I was hoping it was going to be…

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“Callipygian”

MJ: Malia, I finally found a word that accurately describes your butt. The word is “Callipygian”. Callipygian comes from the Greek word kallipýgos, meaning having a beautiful buttocks, referring to a statue of Aphrodite. MJ: Baby, your butt is so incredible that it causes other women to have Gluteus Maximus Deficit Disorder. What is Gluteus Maximus Deficit Disorder you might…

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