My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 188 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Fuck girl boss. I’m a grown ass woman. I’m a woman boss.” Tarica Hubbard “Our children are our biggest financial liability, but our greatest gift and joy in life.” Chris Gardner “Fuck Diddy after watching his beat down of Cassy video. It will always…
MJ: We got done early babe. I only have a couple things left to do and then I’m headed your way. Malia: Yay! Someone is here to meet you when you get home. When you get here you can take us to the hospital. MJ: Are you ok? Are the kids ok? Is there an emergency? Why isn’t Brittany or…
MJ: Guess what? Malia: What? MJ: I took my wife to a no tell motel. Malia: You are not supposed to tell. But it was your wife, so I guess it’s okay. Did she like it? MJ: It was a surprise that I was going to take her there. She had to warm up to it. But once she got…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Fuck yeah I got led in the pencil sexy demon.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Nice. Rhymes. Somehow your jiggle claps made sweet music to my ears and sex organ.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 72 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Oh lay. Oh lay. Oh lay. Oh lay me.” Malia May Johnson “I thought my water broke, but I am just wet.” Malia May Johnson “DIY? No fair! You do it to myself.” Malia May Johnson “Give me some Johnson, Johnson.” Malia May Johnson “Skeezer?…
Malia: Do you know how you treat me? MJ: Uh oh. Malia: Not “Uh oh” MJ: I was thinking good overall, but sometimes I have to work a lot. Malia: So good or bad? MJ: Good? Malia: Wrong! MJ: Bad? Malia: Wrong! MJ: In the middle? Malia: Wrong! The answer is great! You treat me great! Why do you treat…
It can be hard for the haters and the entrepreneurs/dreamers/doers to understand each other, so I thought it might be a good idea to help translate….. This time it’s different. = This time is not different. They are only trying to tell you what you want to hear. I promise I will change! = They will not change. They are…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 187 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “If the reason for the treason is petty, you don’t deserve loyalty and forgiveness.” Saggie Maggie “Be on the lookout for attention arguers. If you notice someone is arguing to prevent progress and get attention, that is your red flag from the universe to…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Every kiss begins with Malia May.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “It’s a stress free, philosophy, Hakuna Matitty.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Fuck it! I got 10 minutes. I’m breaking that water! Get them…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 186 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I’ll go with you are the only man I know who is qualified to be the cyber villain or cyber 007 in real life version of a James Bond movie.” Former President Barack Obama “Finally! Fucking finally! Now get out of the way and…