Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “3-8-2012 forever and ever and sex. Amen!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Empathize? Oh. I thought you said in your thighs.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Booty tariff. Pay up.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 250 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Appreciate your rights. In my country, rights you Americans take for granted are seen as privileges in my country.” 5I’s cyber collaborator “The truth fears no scrutiny.” Pier Berlusconi “My favorite kind of problem are the ones that take care of themselves.” Pier Berlusconi…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson 1 – 50 Compilation: Malia, You are one hell of a sexy sigma, probably an alien, woman! Angel On Earth, I can see your halo, Hookie Nookie, Joker Girl Malia, Big Cat Lady, Happy Hippy Halloween Queen, Sleeping Booty Beauty, Sexy As Hela, Happy Cry, Nerdy…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 101 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Right now, I don’t give a shitmo about Gitmo! I am 110% focused on Lovemo!” Malia May Johnson “Ew. Ew. Me you. All of my dreams coming true.” Malia May Johnson “The best apologies end in an orgasm. Prove me wrong.” Malia May Johnson “Because…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 249 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “We used to build our future, now we buy it. We are going to build our future again.” President Donald Trump “Evil is always going to tell you the worst-case scenario.” Joel Osteen “If you give evil an inch, it will take a mile…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 248 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “In 2025, the biggest form of rebellion is having traditional values, and living a traditional life.” Vivek Ramaswamy “Tradition is the newest oldest form of rebellion.” Vivek Ramaswamy “I always thought they could have come up with a better name for our brand of…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 100 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Unless you are starving and about to die, me first, before dinner. K?” Malia May Johnson “I like the way you talk to me in private when it is just us. “Yeah woman I want to get inside of you and fucking stay up in…
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Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I’m going to need you to sign a sex risk waiver. It’s so cold my balls might shoot icicles at you and do some damage.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Don’t go over there. There’s…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 247 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “A difference of opinion does not an act of war make.” Eddie Vedder “Hate isn’t great, but you know what? People are going to people. We just have to raise our children the best we can and hope for the best. Teach love. Not…