Before The Event Mr. Fanning: How nervous is our boy Mali J? Will you be accompanying MJ to dinner this evening? Did he shave? Please make sure he looks sharp. I stuck my neck out on this and I’m now a former, which means we need him at his best. Malia: Hey Mr. F. MJ has been in the shower…
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Content For “The Adventures of MJ The Terrible” Movie
Question: MJ, it is Jeff at GL again. We would like to use the attached email you sent to Malia at the end of 2014 in the film. Is that ok with you? – Beginning of email – Malia, I was trying to just lay there dormant in the grass, soaking up some sunshine but people keep trying to step…
Private Investigator Questions For Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
Question from Shawn Sturgis in Philadelphia, PA: “MJ The Terrible”. I am a private investigator from Philly. I have been running Lexus Nexus searches on you to see if you were legit. I want to buy your book and I ain’t the type of guy who gets ripped off. Question, is this Michael Johnson you MJT- http://www.desmoinesregister.com/story/money/business/2015/08/28/iowa-orders-texas-oil-company-cease/71278882/ MJ: Yes, that is…
Former President Barack Obama Phone Call
Today started out just like any other normal day, that is of course until Former President Barack Obama called me at 2:21pm cst!!! The best part about Former President Obama calling me, was my mom and dad were there when he called! My family has been through so much over the last several years, and I know it has been…
In Loving Memory of Captain Raymond Lutz
I am not sure exactly what to say, so I am just going to speak from the heart. One of my best friends, Captain Raymond Lutz, passed away this week. I am not the crying type, except when it comes to my family, and Ray, you are family. Ray was responsible for Malia finally saying yes to a date with…
Masters of Money LLC Jumping Minions Promotional Video
Masters of Money LLC Jumping Minions Facebook Promotional Video Link – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/08/Masters-of-Money-LLC-Jumping-Minions-Facebook-Promotional-Video.mp4 About Masters of Money, LLC. Masters of Money, LLC., was founded by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson, to create and sell how to information, to people looking for ways to make and save money. The goal of Masters of Money: Provide the tools, resources, and strategies, to help anyone…
Masters of Money LLC Underwater Promotional Video
Masters of Money LLC Underwater Promotional Video Link – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/09/Masters-of-Money-LLC-Underwater-Promotional-Video.mp4 “When you need to accomplish something, remember the name “Will Resourceful”. Have the “Will” to see it through, and be “Resourceful” enough to get the job done.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson – Founder & Owner – Masters of Money, LLC. About Masters of Money, LLC. Masters of Money, LLC., was…
Wedding Day Bloopers
As many of you know, I was married once before, and so I wanted to do everything I possibly could to make Malia and I’s wedding uniquely special to us. What I found out throughout the day yesterday, was I didn’t have to try to make Malia and I’s wedding uniquely special to us, because when you are marrying the…
Call me at 1-800-undateable for additional details….if you dare
All of us girls are at the apartment downtown. MJ and the boys are at MJ’s house in South Austin. This is BABB btw. Those boys won’t leave us alone. There was a knock at the door. It was a male stripper wearing a costume. When the stripper pulled off his mask, IT WAS KEVIN! For some reason we asked…
Hey everyone. My name is Meredith Brooks.
Hey everyone. My name is Meredith Brooks. I am MJ’s new assistant. I moved from Des Moines, Iowa to Austin about 4 weeks ago, and I am 26 years old. Go Hawkeyes! My week one recap and my feelings about the job and everything so far- I got to meet Matthew McConaughey. MJ and him insult the daylights out of…









