Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Are your legs open? I’m fixin to run in there and dick dive into you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I am in a giving mood. Are you in a taking mood?” Michael “MJ The…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 204 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “No. Rock Masculinity is toxic free. Ladies are against toxic masculinity. They love Rock Masculinity.” Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson “Nerds rule the world. Get in line or get left behind.” Sam Altman “I assume you are aware that I am losing my shit. You…
Malia: Hey baby! Tell me something I don’t know. MJ: August is the only month without a Federal holiday. Malia: I didn’t know that. MJ: You know what I want? Malia: A peanut butter and jelly sandwich? MJ: I want you! Malia: To make you a peanut butter and jelly sandwich? Malia: You didn’t text back. Do you want me…
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My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 203 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I know the rumors about me from the other side. I’m “Laffin Kamala” and “Heels Up Harris”, right? The GOP can underestimate me at their own peril if they want to. Ya never know, I might just surprise the world and become the first…
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Lebron: Thanks for turning the lights back on. Fucking mother fuckers tried to block the Olympics. MJ: Pretty impressive if you ask me. They get the gold medal for hacking. Lebron: Yeah. I guess. Lebron: The media caught me on camera at a weird angle and they are claiming I am a lizard. MJ: A pussy lizard Lebron: You never…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 202 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I mostly come visit you at your office to see you, but your snack drawer helps.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “SpaceX is making science fiction real.” Elon Musk “The way to maximize America’s greatness by maximizing personal freedom and meritocracy.” Elon Musk “There would be…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 80 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I have Mjtheterriblephilia.” Malia May Johnson “Don’t forget to rub my shit.” Malia May Johnson “I don’t have any panties on. #invite” Malia May Johnson “You can make nine from behind if you like?” Malia May Johnson “What? You aren’t leaving until you fill me…