Comments and questions: I work at the title company. I had fun today “Johnson”. Dubs calls you “Johnson”. That was pretty slick how you and Chris went back and forth with who signed what documents, based on who did what and who was who. Smart. You could do that in court. I Michael Johnson’s do solemnly swear to tell the…
Hey MJ. That was definitely a first on a house closing. You brought an army of people. Literally the Army. I’m going to lay you odds the title company will be talking about this one for awhile. Usually the title company is the one with the legal contracts. “Maam, Michael Johnson is here for his home closing appointment. Here are…
Question: My husband cheats on me. I just know he does. I am sick of it. Please don’t post my name, but I need your help MJ The Terrible. How can I monitor his text messages? Please help me. I am a good person and I don’t want to get fucked over. Why can’t I find a man like you?…
MJ: Baby, did you mess with my phone? All of my texts with Gotye are gone, and she is no longer in my contacts. I tried to enter her # so I can check on you know who, but my phone is not letting me do it. Dubs: I did it. You will be able to resume communication with Gotye…
Malia: Baby, if I change my mind, a million times. I wanna hear you say- Yeah! Yeah, I like it that way! Any man of mine – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8N2k-gv6xNE MJ: Wow! Baby, I didn’t know you listened to country. Malia: I’m from the country. MJ: Country western Malia: Well, I am from the country….. of South Africa. lol MJ: You are…
Can people change? Absolutely! Because just a few short years ago the United States Armed Forces were probably ready to lock “MJ The Terrible” up and throw away the key, and now “MJ The Terrible” is creating the United States Armed Force’s marketing future! Here is a glimpse into the future of the “United We Stand” United States Armed Forces…
Before The Event Mr. Fanning: How nervous is our boy Mali J? Will you be accompanying MJ to dinner this evening? Did he shave? Please make sure he looks sharp. I stuck my neck out on this and I’m now a former, which means we need him at his best. Malia: Hey Mr. F. MJ has been in the shower…
Question: MJ, it is Jeff at GL again. We would like to use the attached email you sent to Malia at the end of 2014 in the film. Is that ok with you? – Beginning of email – Malia, I was trying to just lay there dormant in the grass, soaking up some sunshine but people keep trying to step…
Question from Shawn Sturgis in Philadelphia, PA: “MJ The Terrible”. I am a private investigator from Philly. I have been running Lexus Nexus searches on you to see if you were legit. I want to buy your book and I ain’t the type of guy who gets ripped off. Question, is this Michael Johnson you MJT- http://www.desmoinesregister.com/story/money/business/2015/08/28/iowa-orders-texas-oil-company-cease/71278882/ MJ: Yes, that is…
Today started out just like any other normal day, that is of course until Former President Barack Obama called me at 2:21pm cst!!! The best part about Former President Obama calling me, was my mom and dad were there when he called! My family has been through so much over the last several years, and I know it has been…