Malia: Promise me something. MJ: Ok. What? Malia: Promise me you will always try to quench my thirst when I’m thirsty. MJ: I will do my best. Malia: Promise me you will. MJ: Good Lord! I promise I will try to quench your thirst when you are thirsty! Malia: Did you know that I have only been good at playing…
Tag: “MJ The Terrible”
Do you think any handy men that have come to fix our stuff have fantasized about having sex with me?
MJ: What do you like better, your new Cady or your Hermes bags? Malia: I like you the best daddy! MJ: š Malia: Do you think any handy men that have come to fix our stuff have fantasized about having sex with me? MJ: Yes Malia: Baby! MJ: What? Malia: You’re not upset about that? MJ: What do you want…
9 Year Anniversary Surprises
MJ: I heard you yelling. I love you. I’ll be right back. Malia: Where are you going? MJ: I had to run to my office real quick. I’ll be right back. Malia: You ran out the front door. Your office is behind the house. What are you up to Johnson? MJ: You know me my love. Malia: I do! What…
The Day Malia and I Met (3-8-2012)
This is my recollection of the first conversation that Malia and I ever had, exactly 9 years ago today. Our first conversation took place in San Antonio, Texas, at Joint Base San Antonio, on March 8th, 2012. Malia was a medical intern, who was training/learning about how to treat patients, mentally and physically, so that one day she could become a…
100 Reasons I Love You Malia May Johnson (Happy 9 Year Anniversary Baby Cakes!)
1. I love your big beautiful brown eyes, that depending on the way the light reflects off of your eyes, can sometimes look different colors. 2. I love your playful personality. 3. I love how you always encourage me to make things happen, and to find a way when there isn’t one. 4. I love how you are loyal. 5. I…
Malia and MJās Relationship āFirstsā Posts
MJ, We have had some amazing “Firsts” in our relationship. I went through all of the “Firsts” posts about our relationship that we have done and made a post out of them. I hope you enjoy MJ and I’s “Firsts” posts. Sincerely, Malia The First Conversation Malia and I Ever Had by Michael āMJ The Terribleā Johnson – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/the-first-conversation-malia-and-i-ever-had-by-michael-mj-the-terrible-johnson/ Our First…
The Top 18 Revenge Services Websites
There are so many ways to get revenge against someone that has done you wrong. One of the biggest choices you have to make when it comes to getting your revenge is, are you going to do it yourself, or are you going to hire someone else to do it for you? If you want to get revenge on someone,…
Proven Strategies For Recognizing and Dealing With Hatersā¦..
If you are looking for proven anti-hater tips and strategies, then you are in the right place! Nothing can be more frustrating than having to deal with someone who is unreasonable, one sided, self interested, self-absorbed, arrogant, doesnāt want to be fair, isnāt open minded, doesnāt like you for some reason, judges you without knowing you, criticizes your idea, just…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 24 by Michael āMJ The Terribleā Johnson
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 24 by Michael āMJ The Terribleā Johnson: “Don’t let the petty stuff bother you, and don’t let success go to your head. If you can keep it in the middle you’ll be fine.” Mariah Carey “I believe a person can change. It can take a long time for a person to change.…
Much Needed 3 Day Johnson Family Staycation
Malia: Baby, I have good news for you! Today, tomorrow, and Wednesday, you are on vacation. I coordinated with Tarica, Marcus, Brittany, etc., to make sure everything was covered, so that you could take 3 days off, rest, and spend time at home with us. You don’t have to do anything but love on us for the next 3 days.…









