Trick or Treat Naughty Style: Malia: I was so embarrassed last night. I can’t believe Alexa sent Emma and I’s private convo to you. MJ: Baby! It’s all good. What is a “deep orgasm” anyway? Malia: It’s the good kind. Do you talk about our sex life with the guys? MJ: Sometimes. Malia: What do you say? MJ: Good things.…
Malia: Thank you Alexa for messing up my wife’s voice commands, and accidentally sending me this make me feel awesome message, that was intended for her friend Emma- “He is the first and only man I have been with that gives me deep orgasms. I have only been with 2 other men besides MJ. I enjoyed sex with them, but…
If you are in sales, then you’ve probably heard the saying- “I could sell ice cubes to an Eskimo.” First, allow me to personally congratulate anyone out there who has sold ice cubes to an Eskimo, because I believe that is a difficult task to accomplish. You have to be one hell of a salesperson to accomplish this, but why…
Many people who want to start making money online face one common challenge, and that is- the lack of money to get started. Starting an online business requires that you have a website, and it can be very expensive to get a website set up. This is where a blog/blogging comes in! If you are starting an internet business on…
Here is a video from a conspiracy theorist who is threatening to go public with the tunnel underneath my old house, that he believes will “blow the doors off the whole “MJ The Terrible” conspiracy”. He also believes “The tunnel doesn’t go through your back yard MJ. You and I both know it goes under the street in front of…
The #1 rule in effective email marketing- Capture every email address that you can. The bigger your email list of potentially interested customers you have, the more sales that you are likely to make. Here is the way to get started building a large list of potentially interested customers. First you need to setup an autoresponder service. Autoresponders usually cost…
MJ: Question….What happened when I walked through the front door of our house today and my wife was waiting for me in a sexy as hell karate outfit, and says- “Are you ready for your naughty karate lesson “MJ The Terrible”? A. We immediately had awesome karate sex. B. Since I was already in a playful mood, I decided to…
Dear Haters, I thought today might be a good day to recap the last couple of years. Masters of Money took me 7 years, going through several different company name changes, a divorce, all of the real life “MJ The Terrible” events and issues, and more, to finally get the company off the ground. This February Masters of Money will…
Everyone, Thank you for all of the Happy Birthday messages, calls, texts, posts, emails, cards, and gifts. It is a great feeling to know that so many people care about me. I am truly blessed, and I know it! I can’t thank you enough for making my 38th birthday such a special day today. Sincerely, Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
Question: I can’t get my company emails opened and read. It is so frustrating! Any advice “MJ The Terrible”? Bethany Andrews Andover, Maryland Answer: Great question! This is a common problem in many companies and organizations. Hopefully some of the following tips will be helpful to you. Most email providers have an option to mark an email as important, if…