I’m sorry you didn’t feel pretty today baby. You are so incredibly beautiful inside and out. When you are feeling better we are going to need to get your eyes checked, because if you can’t see how beautiful/stunning/gorgeous/hot/sexy you are, something could be wrong with your vision. Just kidding baby. We all have days when we aren’t at our best…
We are in full on Holiday Christmas Family mode at the Johnson household! To the beautiful loving woman/wife/mother in the picture, I would like to say thank you. Thank you for building a family with me, and thank you for turning our house into a home by filling it with love. I was going to remove our red eyes from…
Question: When your girl wants Krispy Kreme donuts because she has the preggo crazy cravings going on but she doesn’t want it to be her idea to make a donut run, do you claim it was your idea to make the donut run to make her feel better? Answer: ABSOFREAKINLUTELY YOU DO!!!
Everyone keeps asking us what we are doing for Thanksgiving. Well, we are still in McLean, Virginia until the authorities are able to catch a certain group of bad guys, related to a project I just finished working on. And we may not be able to leave the “Military Installation Resort” as we have started calling it, but we are…
Masters of Money LLC Mustang Instagram Page Promotional Video Link – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/08/Masters-of-Money-LLC-Mustang-Instagram-Page-Promotional-Video.mp4 About Masters of Money, LLC. Masters of Money, LLC., was founded by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson, to create and sell how to information, to people looking for ways to make and save money. The goal of Masters of Money: Provide the tools, resources, and strategies, to help anyone…
To My Prince MJ, When I was a little girl growing up in Cape Town South Africa my friends like to dress up like little princesses and have tea parties and get dressed up and wait for Prince Charming to come save us from the evil Trash Can Monster and then take us away to live happily ever after. I…
MJ: Hey baby. I needed to take a break for a minute. I have a question for you. How come you weren’t all over me today? Do you feel ok? Malia: If I’m not all over you wanting to have sex then I must be sick? MJ: I didn’t mean it like that. Malia: How did you mean it? MJ:…
MJ: Hey baby. I needed to take a break for a minute. I have a question for you. How come you weren’t all over me today? Do you feel ok? Malia: If I’m not all over you wanting to have sex then I must be sick? MJ: I didn’t mean it like that. Malia: How did you mean it? MJ:…
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Michael David Johnson, You might be the super smart computer genius the world calls on to save it when there is a problem, but you are ai much more than that. You are a great husband and father. I love the “YOU” chart you made for me. It makes up for all of the loud snoring you are doing right…