Question: Have you ever felt like you were in a movie MJ? Joy McCarren Los Angeles, CA Answer: Yes! Driving on the expressway close to Area 51, the expressway is called Extraterrestrial Highway. At some point along the way we realized their wasn’t a single car on the road and I have no idea why, but we stopped the car…
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“MJ The Terrible”: Hardcore Business Dude or Hippie?
Question: Were you always a hard core business dude or were you ever chill? Rick Williams Austin, TX Answer: I can be pretty intense sometimes. That said, I’m probably half business, half hippie. I guess that makes me a business hippie. I’ll let you be the judge my friend……
Is Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson A Mean Man?
Sometimes people ask me if I am a mean man, because of my nickname- “MJ The Terrible”. I always say no, but I probably deserve the nickname for the international event that transpired a few years ago. I’ve been through a lot, and it has made me a better, more caring person, who appreciates life, people, and things more. This…
How much does it cost to hire Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson?
Question/request: What is your daily billing rate? I heard you are expensive but worth it. We have a problem that requires the best. Our problem is in network security. I will provide additional details when we speak. Everyone I have spoken to recommended you. We don’t know each other, but I am willing to provide you with references, if you…
How To Verify A College Degree (Online Degree Verification)
Question: MJ The Terrible. I need to verify a potential new hire of mines degree but ASU won’t provide me with proof of her degree. I have provided them with permission from the candidate. They still won’t. Will you hack into Arizona State University for me? Fat Tony Answer: Hilarious! No need to do any hacking to get the information…
The Hardest Part About Transforming Your Life…..The Decision!
I have met thousands of people who have transformed their lives from a place they didn’t want to be at in life, to where they wanted to be. When I ask them what the hardest part about making the change was, they pretty much all say the same thing- “The decision to do it, was harder than actually doing it.…
Malia May Johnson Quotes
“How to keep a good man happy….Keep his brain focused, his heart racing, his belly full, his balls drained, believe in him, and be there for him.” Malia May Johnson (My wife, best friend, lover, mother of my children(I love you too CJ), nurse, doctor, confidant, my right hand wo-man, and just about anything else that one person can be…
Masters of Money LLC 2018 New Years Party Video – Austin Texas
Masters of Money LLC 2018 New Years Party Video – Austin, Texas Link – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Masters-of-Money-LLC-2018-New-Years-Party-Video.mp4 About Masters of Money, LLC. Masters of Money, LLC., was founded by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson, to create and sell how to information, to people looking for ways to make and save money. The goal of Masters of Money: Provide the tools, resources, and strategies,…
“You’ve got to stand for something, or you’ll fall for anything.”
Comment/Question: I am so glad to be rid of your ass. I have been suing people and been getting sued for 30 years. Without a doubt in my mind, you have been the biggest pain in my ass ever. I advised my clients to settle, because I thought my clients would die from panic and worry. Happy Birthday MJ! “Word…
A Funny Conversation Between My Divorce Attorney & I
Note: AG are the initials of my divorce attorney. MJ: Alright AG. Whatcha got? AG: MJ, would you say I’m a good lawyer? MJ: The best! AG: This place is unbelievable. You technically earn $60,000 a year. I know the real answer, but please Michael, explain how $60,000 a year buys this? God, you are so full of shit. You…