My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 59 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Peace, quiet, freedom, love, support, and sex. That is what I do for you Michael David Johnson. Why? Because I mother fuckin love the shit out of you.” Malia May Johnson “You have hounded me and blocked me from doing anything else. You have literally…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 58 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “That was so much fun! Fingering is a lost art. I’m glad you brought it back.” Malia May Johnson “Your sexual happiness is my responsibility, and I do not take that responsibility lightly. Now get your pants off.” Malia May Johnson “Well, I don’t want…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 57 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Well why don’t you plough my butt hole then?” Malia May Johnson “Yah, I am asslighting you.” Malia May Johnson “If you didn’t lose that lovin feelin, wanna cuddle up and stuff for a while?” Malia May Johnson “K. Rub and tug special in 5.”…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 56 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “These are the actions I am requesting-Kiss meTouch meLick meFuck mePull my hairCum and make me cumHold me” Malia May Johnson “I stole your mission statement and sexied it up from me to you…… You can say what you want about me but I’m the…
MJ: Anniversary sex? Malia: What is it the anniversary of? MJ: It has to be the anniversary of something. Malia: How about the 11th anniversary of December 16th that we have known each other? MJ: Baby, that is brilliant! Malia: Here was a fun December 16th memory- https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/full-on-holiday-christmas-mode/ MJ: The most powerful force in the world is love. Love heals wounds,…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 55 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “What is in my head, is you and me in bed.” Malia May Johnson “Suck on me!” Malia May Johnson “Yay! The Deuce! I love you!” Malia May Johnson “This is why I tell my friends to get married and love and support the shit…
Malia: Baby, I was in a fun, happy, silly mood, and I wrote a song remake…….. Malia: This is the Malia May Johnson remake of “Like a boss.” I’m calling it “Like a lady boss” My name was Malia Dupont, but I got married……Like a lady boss! Became Malia Johnson……Like a lady boss! Got pregnant…….Like a lady boss! Become a…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 54 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Baby, can you kiss it and make it wetter?” Malia May Johnson “It better be thick, potent and tasty.” Malia May Johnson “Malia The Your Peter Fluffer reporting for dick sucking duty.” Malia May Johnson “Think while you are on top of me.” Malia May…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 53 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “What you heard out of all that is intercourse?” Malia May Johnson “Can I have some cuddle hormone, also known as oxytocin?” Malia May Johnson “Outercourse is basically foreplay. I like it though. Let’s do it from time to time. K?” Malia May Johnson “I…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 52 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I am the anti boner police.” Malia May Johnson “I’m gonna swing from your dick.” Malia May Johnson “Uh oh. Are you in a booty induced psychosis?” Malia May Johnson “Don’t feel bad for looking. I love it when you do.” Malia May Johnson “Okay.…