Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “This is a two-step process. I grab your cheeks and you grab your ankles. Where did we get lost here?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “What? Do you want me to add “Cum Causing Specialist”…
Malia: Hey, I haven’t heard from you today. Are you ok? MJ: Yep Malia: Are you sure? MJ: Yep Malia: I think I know why you are upset but I am too afraid to say it. Is it what I think it is? MJ: Who wouldn’t be upset if their wife and mother of their children tried to torture them?…
MJ: I lost myself in my marriage. Malia: I am in the same marriage. MJ: I know. What are we going to do? Malia: I am glad you love me so much, and feel comfortable enough with me that you feel like you can tease me about a very serious thing like losing yourself in a marriage. I am glad…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Let’s practice the X-rated wedding vows I am going to be doing on you when we get remarried in 2027.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Ain’t nothin’ but a booty thang baby. MJ The Terrible…
Malia May Johnson, Today marks 12 years that we have been together and 6 years that we have been married. So, the kids and I decided to get you 6 year anniversary gifts and 12 year anniversary gifts. As you will notice with the gifts, the kids helped pick out your gifts. The 6 year anniversary gifts are candy and…
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My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 64 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Nice. I looked it up. Hyperspermia is a condition in which a man produces a larger than normal volume of semen. I have a half an hour. It’s yours if you want it.” Malia May Johnson “Thank you for being a pleasuring me activist.” Malia…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Don’t discount my abilities pretty girl. I can sing and dick swing.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I can’t help it. It’s evolutionary biology. Me want Malia.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson Said in a…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 63 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I want your whole body on me. Lay down on me. I want to feel your weight and your heartbeat.” Malia May Johnson “I am smiling from having sex, but I think I’m still riding the happiness high from our staycation vacation.” Malia May Johnson…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Keep it movin with your sexy caramel butter pecan ass.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “The hype gets me excited because I know you can back that thing up.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “My…