Malia: Do you know how you treat me? MJ: Uh oh. Malia: Not “Uh oh” MJ: I was thinking good overall, but sometimes I have to work a lot. Malia: So good or bad? MJ: Good? Malia: Wrong! MJ: Bad? Malia: Wrong! MJ: In the middle? Malia: Wrong! The answer is great! You treat me great! Why do you treat…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Every kiss begins with Malia May.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “It’s a stress free, philosophy, Hakuna Matitty.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Fuck it! I got 10 minutes. I’m breaking that water! Get them…
Malia: Would you love me if I looked like this……. MJ: Would you be a full on zombie or would you look like that but still be you on the inside? Malia: I would look like that on the outside but still be me on the inside. MJ: I would still love you, but it would be interesting though. Malia:…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Dick napper!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “If I told you we were alone, would you want to bone?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Your milkers are fucking huge! Preggo titties are great!” Michael “MJ…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 71 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Allickagely.” Malia May Johnson “Did it happen again? Did your balls fill up with cum again and you need me to help you get it out?” Malia May Johnson “Pair bonding is powerful stuff huh?” Malia May Johnson “Adjacent? My hubby is too smart and…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I busted so hard I have a headache.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Are you in for some butt stuff?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “And the horny man said, bend over, bend over.” Michael…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Do you have time for a vagina wetness vetting?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I would like to take you out to dinner and eat you for dessert.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “What’s cookin…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 70 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “You should take a sexual health day today.” Malia May Johnson “Ohhh. Baby! That was so 30 days ago. Okay, upstairs we go for blow job then.” Malia May Johnson “This is the way you bang my box, bang my box. This is the way…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “It was almost impossible leaving you like that babe.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Lips to lips and hips to hips?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I thought you said PB&J but a BJ works.…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 69 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “To keep it classy, kiss me first, then bust your nut.” Malia May Johnson “This is my coochie bone. I present it to you for the fuckin.” Malia May Johnson “If you see something sexy, say something sexy. K?” Malia May Johnson “Big booty bitches…