Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “You alien non ager you. You look underage still, but, but your butt, and I am looking forward to rocking the cradle when you are post-natal.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Your bodies lookin good.…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 76 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “It wouldn’t be new sheet and bed decor if you didn’t bust a nut all over it. You are lucky I love you.” Malia May Johnson “This is super sensitive make you nut cream. Let’s see what happens.” Malia May Johnson “I have to keep…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 75 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “More head, less headaches.” Malia May Johnson “Exploration? That’s the former oil man in you talking, but yes sir I do!” Malia May Johnson “I have a special request. Can I get a dick dance please?” Malia May Johnson “I want kisses. Nothing but kisses,…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “We will have to add that to our 2024 duke shoot adventures.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Oops I fell over. I didn’t land on you by accident.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “You are…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 193 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “MJ, how is the heroing going? This is George W. Bush. Elsewise known as the 43rd President of the United States. I won our bet and I’m calling to gloat. I mean collect. Call me back so I can rub it in. Bye.” Former…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 74 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I have love in my heart for you. I have lust in my loins for you. Give me all your love and lust and I will give you all of my mine those things. Just never stop loving me Michael David Johnson!” Malia May Johnson…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 73 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Just so you know, I like it when you joke about me being an alien woman. I take it as a compliment. It wettens my area sometimes depending on how you say it.” Malia May Johnson “My body feels almost back to normal. 6 weeks…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “That’s the you want me to go in on you and let’s make another baby look. You want me to shoot up the club, don’t you?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “You don’t have to…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Fuck yeah I got led in the pencil sexy demon.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Nice. Rhymes. Somehow your jiggle claps made sweet music to my ears and sex organ.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 72 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Oh lay. Oh lay. Oh lay. Oh lay me.” Malia May Johnson “I thought my water broke, but I am just wet.” Malia May Johnson “DIY? No fair! You do it to myself.” Malia May Johnson “Give me some Johnson, Johnson.” Malia May Johnson “Skeezer?…