Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “My tongue in your mouth and my dick in your vagina. Good!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “No! You’re going to block Operation Booty Fire Hurricane aren’t you?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “One good…
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My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 208 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 208 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I love my country and I want to position her for a prosperous future. AI is the future. What I want to do is multiply Thai with AI.” Prime Minister of Thailand Paetongtarn Shinawatra “You are cheating yourself if you don’t treat yourself sometimes.…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 82 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 82 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “You started the- “I’m an alien” business, so…….Alien invasion!” Malia May Johnson “To get it on you have to get it off.” Malia May Johnson “After you get off, don’t get off. You know I like after care business almost as much as I like…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Chin Soum Edition by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Chin Soum Edition by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “The government still hate you Ga My, or they like you better now?” Chin Soum (My Asian Mom – Close Family Friend) “Cambodia like here now. America don’t drop bombs now. America drop McDonald’s.” Chin Soum (My Asian Mom – Close Family Friend)…
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes 69 by Malia May Johnson
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I love how you randomly break out into song and dance like life is a musical and you always find a way to run into me for a hold, hug, kiss. That shit is adorable.”…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 81 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 81 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Can we have sex before you go on World War 3 alert?” Malia May Johnson “Yay! You knocked me down. Now knock me up.” Malia May Johnson “They used to call having sex making whoopie a long time ago. FYI, I am available for what…
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes 68 by Malia May Johnson
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Are your legs open? I’m fixin to run in there and dick dive into you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I am in a giving mood. Are you in a taking mood?” Michael “MJ The…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 80 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 80 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I have Mjtheterriblephilia.” Malia May Johnson “Don’t forget to rub my shit.” Malia May Johnson “I don’t have any panties on. #invite” Malia May Johnson “You can make nine from behind if you like?” Malia May Johnson “What? You aren’t leaving until you fill me…
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes 67 by Malia May Johnson
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Babe, I have to say, you take honey potting to the next level. I am a lucky mofo.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I have noticed how you have been feeding me foods filled with…
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes 66 by Malia May Johnson
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Look at that. There is an indent in the bed from your butt. Your butt can do anything. Your butt is incredible.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I have nothing but benevolent intentions for pleasing…