My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 55 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “What is in my head, is you and me in bed.” Malia May Johnson “Suck on me!” Malia May Johnson “Yay! The Deuce! I love you!” Malia May Johnson “This is why I tell my friends to get married and love and support the shit…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “You are so many things baby. Just to name a few. You are lovable, delectable, intellectual, and although I can’t prove it, a mother fuckin alien.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Once the kisses start…
Malia: Guess what Cash and Liz said when their teacher asked the students what their parents do for a living? MJ: What did they say? Malia: Cash said- “My daddy works for the government. My mommy takes care of me and my brothers and sisters.” Malia: Liz said- “My daddy is a hero who keeps us safe from bad guys…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 54 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Baby, can you kiss it and make it wetter?” Malia May Johnson “It better be thick, potent and tasty.” Malia May Johnson “Malia The Your Peter Fluffer reporting for dick sucking duty.” Malia May Johnson “Think while you are on top of me.” Malia May…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 53 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “What you heard out of all that is intercourse?” Malia May Johnson “Can I have some cuddle hormone, also known as oxytocin?” Malia May Johnson “Outercourse is basically foreplay. I like it though. Let’s do it from time to time. K?” Malia May Johnson “I…
MJ: What do you think was going through my head when I took this picture of you back in 2012? Malia: That you had a crush on me? MJ: Uh huh Malia: Hey, you were really quiet this morning. Is everything okay? MJ: I have had something on my mind that I want to talk to you about. Malia: Talk…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 52 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I am the anti boner police.” Malia May Johnson “I’m gonna swing from your dick.” Malia May Johnson “Uh oh. Are you in a booty induced psychosis?” Malia May Johnson “Don’t feel bad for looking. I love it when you do.” Malia May Johnson “Okay.…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “If you think I’m sexy when I am napping, I will be napping like a mother fucker every chance I get.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “You are one hot momma MMJ!” Michael “MJ The…
Michael David Johnson, You are the best man I have ever known. There are endless reasons why I love you. Here are 20 more reasons why I love you on top of the 20 reasons why I told you I love you on the last post like this I wrote. 1. I know I am the center of your universe,…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “It is a common courtesy to cup a titty while you pound the cheeks.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Nice! Cannot wait to see it before I take it off.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson…