Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Meat sword! Meat sword! Meat sword! Meat freakin sword!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “No f@cking way! You Malialoniaed for me? I f@cking love you so much baby cakes!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “My…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 96 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “You have a big beautiful boner like that and you aren’t even trying to use it on me to get me pregnant. Shameful Mr. Johnson!” Malia May Johnson “I go all in on pleasing you because I feel so loved and cared for. So, you…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 95 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Don’t go yet. Wait until the ball drops. You know, a happy new yeargasm.” Malia May Johnson “Move outta the way dogs. Momma is in the mood tonight!” Malia May Johnson “I made you a big booty soundtrack with such great hits as Bootylicious, Fat…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Well booty hallelujah Miss Malia.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Cavity search, and I don’t mean teeth!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “It’s Cockra Chakra you sexy demon.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Do you…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 94 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “It turns me on when you talk to me like I am inside your head.” Malia May Johnson “I apologized with words and now I blowjob apologizing. You’re welcome!” Malia May Johnson “Alien girl is going to rock your white boy world in as soon…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Holding you brings peace to the world. I swear it.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “A tittie choke slam solves many problems.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I’m literally inside your head. It’s good to…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 93 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “If you can’t take your hands off me, don’t. Keep’em on me. Grabs, holds, and hugs accepted Mr. Johnson”. Malia May Johnson “Do you feel like baby booming me?” Malia May Johnson “Damn, your balls were full. Sorry about that. I’ll do better. Shit! #jizzblaster!…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “No! I’m not waiting for you to shave your bottom half. I’m willing to risk death from your sexy porcupine legs!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “You are devastatingly beautiful my love. So glad you’re…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I got a fever, and the only cure is you pretty girl.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “When your man slaps or grabs your butt, it’s like a kiss or a hug, but with his…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 92 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “No that! Me!” Malia May Johnson “We 20 minutes or less. We need to be declothesing.” Malia May Johnson “That is not “getting my cheeks clapped.” That is getting my lips clapped.” Malia May Johnson “Well, I am not buffering. I am fully functional. You…