Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I’m going to need you to sign a sex risk waiver. It’s so cold my balls might shoot icicles at you and do some damage.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Don’t go over there. There’s…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 99 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “How do you not recognize that I am eyeing you like you are an ice cream sundae on a hot suer day? The f Johnson?” Malia May Johnson “It is Black history month. If you don’t bang me you’re racist? Remember who used to place…
MJ: Everybody up and okay? All good on the home front? Malia: Yes! All good on the away front? MJ: I’m ok. MJ: Maybe my mind is playing tricks on me, but usually you look at me with the Usha Vance look of love like this, but this morning you looked at me with like a weird look….. Malia: I…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Where my lover at who requesting a baby? That’s what I’m here for.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “And gluck gluck? I love today! You are a giga wife woman!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 98 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Men should not marry a woman who is not obsessed with him. Good news for you doh, because I am completely fucking obsessed with you!” Malia May Johnson “We just watched Coming To America! This is the Zamunda sexy bath treatment. The fuck?” Malia May…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I do love your curves.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “When I pull your pants down, boom! Your giganotosaurus booty is right there. I look at it, marvel, and think, there is so much to…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 97 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “You smell good enough to do this too.” Malia May Johnson “#quickiecumcuddle” Malia May Johnson “Both! I am easy for you and I will take the you hard way!” Malia May Johnson “Oscar Mayor’s wife can have his wiener. I want your wiener.” Malia May…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Meat sword! Meat sword! Meat sword! Meat freakin sword!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “No f@cking way! You Malialoniaed for me? I f@cking love you so much baby cakes!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “My…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 96 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “You have a big beautiful boner like that and you aren’t even trying to use it on me to get me pregnant. Shameful Mr. Johnson!” Malia May Johnson “I go all in on pleasing you because I feel so loved and cared for. So, you…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 95 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Don’t go yet. Wait until the ball drops. You know, a happy new yeargasm.” Malia May Johnson “Move outta the way dogs. Momma is in the mood tonight!” Malia May Johnson “I made you a big booty soundtrack with such great hits as Bootylicious, Fat…