My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 57 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I am an easy living man. I don’t want much. I don’t need much. I am lucky to have much, but I don’t need it. Now that you know where I am coming from, if they ever make barbequing and beer illegal, I am…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Compilation 2 of 5 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “The past is the past. It’s in the rear view mirror. If you keep looking in the rear view mirror, you will miss the opportunities that life has for you on the road ahead.” Ben Dupont (Friend and family member) “I think…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Compilation 1 of 5 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “C’est la vie. When in Rome. Carpe Diem. Life is short. You only live once. They all mean the same thing. Live your life because you only get one life to live.” Selena Gomez “People love people who stand up after they…
Omg we love this painting!!! For lack of better words, and I mean no disrespect here, the trash art guy who did this for us is a frickin genius!!! It’s a sponge painting that’s about 3 feet tall, and 2 feet wide. He only charged me $20!! I had it made for Malia as an apology gift for when Matthew…
Malia: How is packing going? MJ: Amarzing! Malia: Amarzing huh? What is the average blood alcohol content down there? MJ: 3.14 Malia: PI? 3.14? MJ: Matti said I had to get each one of the multiple personalities Gotye said I have drunk? Malia: Is that a question? MJ: That is the answer my lovee! Malia: What is? MJ: Exactly! Malia:…
MJ: Baby I am drunk but I wan yoy to knlw I carry these thibgs around with me all the timer because I didn’t know the worst tine of my life wpuld turn out tp ne the best. Itd because of you Malia. I love yoy. Im sorry I smell lick alcohol and dont wsnt to kiss me tonight. I…
Hey everyone. My name is Meredith Brooks. I am MJ’s new assistant. I moved from Des Moines, Iowa to Austin about 4 weeks ago, and I am 26 years old. Go Hawkeyes! My week one recap and my feelings about the job and everything so far- I got to meet Matthew McConaughey. MJ and him insult the daylights out of…
October is breast cancer awareness month, a cause that is close to our hearts at Masters of Money. As many of you know, Zuchelle(Chelle), who is the reason Masters of Money is even on the map, and the reason I’m here at this fundraiser tonight, is a breast cancer survivor. Chelle, I’m sorry you’re sick at home and couldn’t be…