My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 203 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I know the rumors about me from the other side. I’m “Laffin Kamala” and “Heels Up Harris”, right? The GOP can underestimate me at their own peril if they want to. Ya never know, I might just surprise the world and become the first…
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My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 202 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I mostly come visit you at your office to see you, but your snack drawer helps.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “SpaceX is making science fiction real.” Elon Musk “The way to maximize America’s greatness by maximizing personal freedom and meritocracy.” Elon Musk “There would be…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Babe, I have to say, you take honey potting to the next level. I am a lucky mofo.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I have noticed how you have been feeding me foods filled with…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 201 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “The truth doesn’t have an agenda. The truth is the truth. Just tell the truth and let the chips fall where they may. Then build back better from that point.” Vice President Kamala Harris “I will not be made to be afraid. This is…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Look at that. There is an indent in the bed from your butt. Your butt can do anything. Your butt is incredible.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I have nothing but benevolent intentions for pleasing…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 200 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Oh no President Joe.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “I can kick the ball all the way to by the water. I have to show you. I love you daddy. Come home. Bring pizza and French fries.” Cash Michael Johnson “You can say whatever you your…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 199 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Are you mad at me for bonking the boy in my class on the head? He deserved it. He was wrong first. I was wrong second. We both got in trouble. We said we were sorry, and we used our words to become friends.”…
Malia: You are not meeting my standards Michael David Johnson! MJ: …… Malia: I have a demand and you are going to meet my demand or else! MJ: Babe, you have been ride or die. I am only alive and made it out of the hospital because of you. Whatever you want, go buy it! I mean it! Malia: How…
Malia: I know you can’t talk but I wanted you to know there was a fight at daycare. On the way to pick the kids up. MJ: Did Cash slug the bully kid? Malia: No. Liz got in a fight. MJ: Bull shit! She would never start a fight! Malia: She didn’t start it. Allegedly, “the bully kid” shoved Cash…