To Malia, Thank you for making me feel so loved that I actually have trouble processing the hate my ex-wife Gotye constantly throws at us. I love you with all of my heart, and I trust you completely. All of my love, MJ P.S. I am permanently in love with you now and forever! P.P.S. In a room full of…
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Marcus and MJ Joking Around
Question: This is Marcus. Love you bro. Sorry about the comments while you were on the phone with the play “the rapist”, I mean therapist the other day. Before you and me were boys, and we were both trying to get Malia to go out with us, did you hack my phone to take that sexy leg picture I took…
The Spot Malia and MJ Were Attacked
Question: I am new to masters of money and mj the terrible. I was reading past posts. Where did you and Malia get jumped at? I would like to see a picture. Paul Hartong Boston, MA Answer: Welcome to the family. We are glad to have you. Malia and I were at the pool, at our South Austin apartment, and…
Pwesident Owama? Fo weal?
This could only happen to MJ. My poor baby! On the day the one person MJ wanted to connect with more than anyone else on social media connects with him, his face decides to go all Nutty Professor, and he is in pain, so he can’t be happy or celebrate. Me: Baby, President Obama joined your LinkedIn page…… MJ: Pwesident…
Malia Foreplay Teasing MJ
Question: My name is Malia, and I have a question for “MJ The Terrible”. I heard you and Team Digital Death, had an office built for you on a college campus, right across the street from your south Austin apartment. I was at the office unveiling this afternoon with my twin newborn babies, watching girls line up to flirt with…
Malia Is Great and Gotye Sucks Post (For Kevin)
I can’t believe I’m posting this, but it is for a good cause. My buddy Kevin read a report that came in today about some of the things my ex is doing/is up to, and he said- “I am making a Malia is great, Gotye sucks post. I will give you 2 grand if you post it.” I told him…
The Impact of The World Famous “Mother Fucker” Post On Masters of Money and MJ The Terrible’s Online Following
Question/Comment/Request: I have been doing analytics on the web since the dial up days. Needless to say, I have experience. Masters of Money is everywhere on the web. Hall of Fame shit “MJ The Terrible”! I ain’t tryin to hate on you MJ, but if you remove the world famous “Mother Fucker” post, all things being equal, Masters of Money…
Love Is Love
No matter what someone says about someone or something in your life, if the person or thing makes you happy, and adds to your life, feel free to completely ignore whatever it was that the person said. Odds are the person saying it doesn’t understand the situation, doesn’t want to understand the situation, or is a hater/negative person anyway. I…