Malia: Do you miss me baby? MJ: Yes. Malia: How much? MJ: An endless amount. Malia: Describe it. MJ: Ok. First, let’s start with the Lego character I have been the last couple days(See attached). Seriously though, I am having a great time with my son, but the twins, bumpy and you, have been on my mind non-stop. Malia: After…
MJ: After 3 years of not being able to vote……I voted today, and my mom is proud of me. It was a good day. I took a screenshot of our texts today, and I’m going to attach it to this post. Malia: And he cried, in a very manly patriotic sort of way. I’m proud of you baby! Dubs: I…
MJ: Are you ready Hela sexy girl? 5 min. With the rain, 183 was a parking lot. Malia: I’m hela sick. I had the suit on but I either had to puke or pee. It’s ok if you go without me. I’ll be ok. MJ: Oh no! Then Halloween at home it is! Malia: Baby, I know you wanted to…
MJ: I love you too “Sleeping on The Train Today Beauty.” I loved every minute of today, from waking up next to Liz, to the train ride, to your food falling on the floor, right after you said how hungry you were, to cleaning up my son and I’s apartment, to the police/building party, as you called it. Thank you…
MJ: Malia, thank you for making me feel so loved that I actually have trouble processing the hate Gotye constantly throws at me. If/when(unfortunately) Gotye blows this opportunity to be a good coparent, I know we will raise CJ the right way, in the completely supportive and loving environment he deserves Malia: As far as I’m concerned, we have 4…
MJ: Excuse me Maam, but you have one rockin hot body for a pregnant chick. Malia: Then come rock it! MJ: Mrs. Johnson, by the time you get done listening to this song, I will be doing exactly as you have requested- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SdIVPs8gZ8
“Daddy, I don’t care if we stay downtown or our regular apartment. It’s fun both places. Look! I built both places while you were in the potty. Let’s play Legos now.” My son Christian Johnson I love being a Dad!
MJ: When I hear people say…”He’s capable of anything”, is it wrong that I take it as a compliment? Malia: Only you baby. Only you. Are you talking about the email from your ex? MJ: I’ve heard other people say it as well, but in this case, yes. Malia: She stalks you on the internet. MJ: I know. What’s for…
MJ: Baby!!! You have been awesome this week! You are not going to turn into Gotye! She had postpartum depression, and you have postpartum sweetness and happiness. You are nothing like her. You will never lose me, and I love you! Malia: I’m not exactly sure how postpartum depression works, but I’m pretty sure Gotye was just mean and hateful…
Malia: Are you still listening to and watching the recordings and videos from your old house when you were with me in Bethesda? MJ: No comment. Malia: Is Panty Gate still going on? MJ: No. That died down. Malia: Any new juicy stuff? MJ: Not really. Chris deserves an academy award for his fake back injury performances though. Do you…