Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I love how you randomly break out into song and dance like life is a musical and you always find a way to run into me for a hold, hug, kiss. That shit is adorable.”…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 207 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I believe in being good to good people. You are good people MJ The Terrible! I know about the Lebron James Olympics turn the power back on call. Travis and I spoke to him. We are buying you a gift that you will never…
Malia: Liz could be getting married soon. MJ: Liz just turned 7. Malia: I am teasing obviously. I text you that because I saw a post on X that Iraq’s Parliament introduced a bill to reduce the legal age of marriage for girls from 15 to 9 years old. MJ: Crazy! Malia: Don’t ever hug me okay? MJ: Don’t ever…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 206 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Propaganda is a powerful tool. Effective propaganda can trick you into thinking that even the truth is a conspiracy.” Former Director of CIA David Petraeus “The American Dream isn’t dead. It can be revived with the right leadership, guidance, and incentives.” Former President Donald…
Malia: Alright baby, it’s that time of the month again. MJ: That’s okay baby. It’s all good. I hope aunt flow isn’t too rough this month. Malia: Not that time of the month. It’s time for a relationship quiz. MJ: I love you. I would never cheat on you. You look beautiful and skinny. You’re an awesome wife and a…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 205 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Where there is no reward for hard work and risk taking, there is no motivation.” Elon Musk “I made the decision to be brave enough to say the things that need to be said.” Elon Musk “The world is filled with dudes. Be a…
Quotes From and About The Rarest Personality Type On Earth: The Sigma: The sigma male/female are known as the strong silent types, who are fiercely independent and self-reliant. The Sigma personality archetype make up less than 1% of the global population. “When sigmas lose their patience, people get nervous.” John Malone “If you are fiercely independent, observant, confident, intelligent, empathetic,…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Are your legs open? I’m fixin to run in there and dick dive into you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I am in a giving mood. Are you in a taking mood?” Michael “MJ The…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 204 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “No. Rock Masculinity is toxic free. Ladies are against toxic masculinity. They love Rock Masculinity.” Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson “Nerds rule the world. Get in line or get left behind.” Sam Altman “I assume you are aware that I am losing my shit. You…
Malia: Hey baby! Tell me something I don’t know. MJ: August is the only month without a Federal holiday. Malia: I didn’t know that. MJ: You know what I want? Malia: A peanut butter and jelly sandwich? MJ: I want you! Malia: To make you a peanut butter and jelly sandwich? Malia: You didn’t text back. Do you want me…