“We just fucking broke the bed. No wait, we just broke the bed fucking. After we do it some more, remind me to get a sturdier bed. Something tells me we’re going to need it.” Malia May Johnson (My wife, best friend, lover, mother of my children(I love you too CJ), nurse, doctor, confidant, my right hand wo-man, and just…
“Since coming to this country, I am constantly looking for people to know, while trying to find out who is just a no.” Tarica Patel, aka BABB (Bad Ass Bangalore Bitch) – (A contractor, an employee, a business partner, my “work wife”, a friend, and she is engaged to one of my closest friends) “I live my life in the…
In the building Malia(my wife) and I live in, in downtown Austin, on the 10th floor, they have a sports bar, where anyone who lives in the building, can stop to have a drink, eat a burger, etc. Well, tonight I ran into one of our friends, who is recently single, and just started dating. Myself, and a few of…
Question: Hey Malia. What quirky cute and sexy things does MJ do that you really like? Beth Vanguard, Greenwich, CT Answer: Hey Beth. These are the ones that immediately come to mind. Every time he gets into bed, or gets out of bed, he kisses me. It might be on my leg or my head or my lips, but he…
World, meet Natalie Marie Johnson, and Michael Christian Johnson. Natalie Marie Johnson, and Michael Christian Johnson, meet the world. We have some funny/crazy stories about what all happened before, during, and after their births, which we will be happy to share later, but for now, we are just enjoying finally being able to share the good news with y’all. Thank…
“If I play, I play to win. If I don’t win the first time, then you can bet your ass I’m winning the next time around.” Kristi IhaveonenamelikeMadonnabitch (A friend since college, and the only girl member of “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death) “First the question is what. Then the question is why. Then the question is how.”…
Featured on the picture attached to this post- Tarica Patel, aka BABB (Bad Ass Bangalore Bitch) – (A contractor, an employee, a business partner, my “work wife”, a friend, and she is engaged to one of my closest friends) Quotes- “Positive thoughts lead to a positive attitude, positive words, and positive actions.” Tarica Patel, aka BABB (Bad Ass Bangalore Bitch)…
“Our imagination is there to be used. In our imagination, we can be and do anything. What is in our imagination, is the key to our happiness.” Gene Rockefeller (My newest friend, and an absolutely brilliant person) “Don’t be that person that make excuses, and don’t be afraid to try, because as it turns out, some of the people that…
Question: Malia which one of your friends do you think MJ would hook up with if he cheated on you? My guess is BABB. Teresa Baker San Jose, CA Answer: I don’t think he would cheat on me, but if I had to pick, I think Kristi. Kristi is the white/Caucasian version of me. BABB and MJ are very close…
“When you do the time, you pay the crime. When you put in the time, you get paid and shine!” Derron Cook (Long-time friend and business mentor) “Unrelenting effective effort will eventually, even under terrible conditions, still get you where you want to go!” Kevin M. (Long-time friend, mentor, Head of Content for Masters of Money, and a member of…