Meet the newest edition to our family, and the cutest little creature imaginable…….. Caroline Grace Johnson! Sweet Caroline decided to enter the world a couple of months early. I was telling Caroline that right now there is social distancing going on because of the Corona virus, but for her, social distancing from all boys/guys will continue forever. (Or at least…
Tag: Malia May Johnson
Happy Mother’s Day!
Happy Mother’s Day to all of you awesome mom’s out there! To the smart, kind, loving, caring, pretty, sexy Momma in this picture with me- Happy Mother’s Day baby! Happy Mother’s Day! (2019) – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/happy-mothers-day/
The Sexiest Batgirl Villain
Batgirl, I have some bad news for you. There’s a new bad guy/bad girl in town, and she is a force to be reckoned with! Introducing the sexiest Batgirl villain in history, the one, the only, “Mrs. Joker The Terrible”. Thor The Terrible vs Sexy As Hela – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/thor-the-terrible-vs-sexy-as-hela/
Don’t hate me for this one baby…..
I’m posting this with love. I still remember your exact comment when you walked up to me with a beer in your boobs, and a smile on your face…… “MJ, I’m sorry I went Maliacane on you. I promise I’ll be fun for the rest of the day. And I guarantee you are getting lucky tonight!” MJ The Terrible’s Brain…
Do You Want To Fool Around?
I asked Malia if she wanted to fool around this morning and she said- “I can’t right now. I’m practicing social distancing.” Then she said- “Just kidding” and we, well, you know. I love your feisty, playful, sexy loving ways Malia May Johnson! I knew I was the luckiest man alive when she told me this was her philosophy on…
Happy Anniversaries Baby!
To Malia May Johnson, Happy 8 Year Anniversary of the day we first “officially met”! Happy 4 Year Engagement Anniversary! Happy 3 Year Wedding Anniversary! Happy Monthaversary! I would be lost without you! I can’t live without you! I would die for you! All of my love, MJ P.S. I love you with every beat of my heart! The Center…
Happy Valentine’s Day World!
It was 5 years ago today that I had a subdural hematoma rupture in my head and I almost died. I had to learn to walk and talk again, and you my love, are the one who loved me enough to nurse me back to health. When I was ready to give up, and I was begging you and others…
San Diego Sexy Surprise
While I’m working on a project we are staying in a compound at Naval Base San Diego. The building I’m working in is close to the compound my family and I are living in. I like it because it makes it easy to eat lunch with my family, spend time with our kids, or come home for a quickie(like today),…
Superbowl Surprise Sunday
I am not usually a big fan of surprises but the surprise fly to Miami to go to the Superbowl surprise today is absolutely EPIC! Thanks for the ride over on Air Force One Jr. Donny! Love you bro! When I woke up this morning in San Diego California I had no idea I would be ending the day in…
When I Knew I Loved MJ
MJ I loved your you fell in love with me in Port A post. Ditto baby. This was the moment I knew big bruise and all that I was crazy in love with you and there was no turning back! Cash just rolled over onto his belly for the first time ever to give his daddy a hug. Cutest thing…