Malia: Mr. “MJ The Terrible”, why do you want to fight with your wife when we could be doing something a whole lot more fun together? We have a babysitter tonight! MJ: You started it! Malia: You started it! MJ: You started it!! Malia: You started it!!!!! MJ: You were relentless with your feistiness today. Malia: And clearly I need…
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Malia and MJ Ferris Wheel Video (Houston, Texas)
Request: Hey Malia and MJ. I have a request. Will you post the ferris wheel video of you and MJ together? You recommend a movie during the video and I want to watch that movie. I love you guys. Sorry about the movie delay. I will watch it whenever it is released. Your biggest fan- Kayla Owens Reply: Hi Kayla.…
“Your body is a one-night stand”
MJ can’t find his ipod, so I told him he could use mine. MJ The Terrible sings Malia’s playlists is very entertaining. Apparently John Mayer has been singing the wrong words all these years. John Mayer sings “Your body is a wonderland”. My husband MJ sings “Your body is a one-night stand”. I pretty much knew being with MJ was…
Happy Game of Chicken With The Tropical Storm/Proposal Anniversary My Love!
This is exactly how I remember it…….. Malia: Do you love me? MJ: On Tuesdays. Malia: It looks like we will only be having sex on Tuesdays then. You screwed that up for yourself. MJ: The truth is, I am afraid to tell you how much I really love you because I don’t want to scare you away. Malia: You…
Malia…..I can see your halo!
The last few nights with our house flooding due to the pool pump ordeal, sleeping in the guest house, the house alarm going off in the middle of the night, babies crying, etc., Malia and I are running on almost no sleep. Malia, I just wanted to take a minute to tell you how amazing you have been the last…
And the hits just keep right on coming…..
We bought a new house in April, and we have really enjoyed living there. That said, the house has been a death trap! In May I fell down the stairs trying to save my son Cash from falling town the stairs. I had several broken ribs, a tooth was knocked out, was knocked unconscious, and had to be rushed to…
Michael David Johnson Collage Pictures (aka “MJ The Terrible”)
Michael David Johnson, You might be the super smart computer genius the world calls on to save it when there is a problem, but you are so much more than that! You are an American hero, a great friend, a loving father and a wonderful husband. You are always doing things for others, so we thought you deserved something for…
The Letter I Wrote To My Future Father and Mother In Law
MJ: Remember this baby….. To My Future Father and Mother In Law, I felt compelled to write this. It is important to me that you know how I feel about your daughter, and what my plans are for the future. I love Malia more than anything in the world! She is the bedrock of my life, and the only person…
Baby Your Business Smells Like Cheetos
One of the first times Malia and I fooled around, I stopped what I was doing, looked up at her, and said- “Baby, your business smells like Cheetos”. She immediately said- “What? Get off me!”, and her legs closed up faster than fast. Then she stood up and backed away from the couch maybe 5 feet or so. She got…
Bush Family, Masters of Money Merger and Celebration!
Yes, it is true Masters of Money and “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death are merging with the largest company in our collective industries. More details will be forthcoming in the days and weeks ahead. One quick note to all clients, partners, vendors, friends, followers, etc. We are not changing any past deals or arrangements. Deals made will be…