The last few nights with our house flooding due to the pool pump ordeal, sleeping in the guest house, the house alarm going off in the middle of the night, babies crying, etc., Malia and I are running on almost no sleep. Malia, I just wanted to take a minute to tell you how amazing you have been the last…
We bought a new house in April, and we have really enjoyed living there. That said, the house has been a death trap! In May I fell down the stairs trying to save my son Cash from falling town the stairs. I had several broken ribs, a tooth was knocked out, was knocked unconscious, and had to be rushed to…
Michael David Johnson, You might be the super smart computer genius the world calls on to save it when there is a problem, but you are so much more than that! You are an American hero, a great friend, a loving father and a wonderful husband. You are always doing things for others, so we thought you deserved something for…
MJ: Remember this baby….. To My Future Father and Mother In Law, I felt compelled to write this. It is important to me that you know how I feel about your daughter, and what my plans are for the future. I love Malia more than anything in the world! She is the bedrock of my life, and the only person…
One of the first times Malia and I fooled around, I stopped what I was doing, looked up at her, and said- “Baby, your business smells like Cheetos”. She immediately said- “What? Get off me!”, and her legs closed up faster than fast. Then she stood up and backed away from the couch maybe 5 feet or so. She got…
Yes, it is true Masters of Money and “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death are merging with the largest company in our collective industries. More details will be forthcoming in the days and weeks ahead. One quick note to all clients, partners, vendors, friends, followers, etc. We are not changing any past deals or arrangements. Deals made will be…
Meet the newest edition to our family, and the cutest little creature imaginable…….. Caroline Grace Johnson! Sweet Caroline decided to enter the world a couple of months early. I was telling Caroline that right now there is social distancing going on because of the Corona virus, but for her, social distancing from all boys/guys will continue forever. (Or at least…
Happy Mother’s Day to all of you awesome mom’s out there! To the smart, kind, loving, caring, pretty, sexy Momma in this picture with me- Happy Mother’s Day baby! Happy Mother’s Day! (2019) – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/happy-mothers-day/
Batgirl, I have some bad news for you. There’s a new bad guy/bad girl in town, and she is a force to be reckoned with! Introducing the sexiest Batgirl villain in history, the one, the only, “Mrs. Joker The Terrible”. Thor The Terrible vs Sexy As Hela – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/thor-the-terrible-vs-sexy-as-hela/
I’m posting this with love. I still remember your exact comment when you walked up to me with a beer in your boobs, and a smile on your face…… “MJ, I’m sorry I went Maliacane on you. I promise I’ll be fun for the rest of the day. And I guarantee you are getting lucky tonight!” MJ The Terrible’s Brain…