My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 204 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “No. Rock Masculinity is toxic free. Ladies are against toxic masculinity. They love Rock Masculinity.” Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson “Nerds rule the world. Get in line or get left behind.” Sam Altman “I assume you are aware that I am losing my shit. You…
Malia: Hey baby! Tell me something I don’t know. MJ: August is the only month without a Federal holiday. Malia: I didn’t know that. MJ: You know what I want? Malia: A peanut butter and jelly sandwich? MJ: I want you! Malia: To make you a peanut butter and jelly sandwich? Malia: You didn’t text back. Do you want me…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 203 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I know the rumors about me from the other side. I’m “Laffin Kamala” and “Heels Up Harris”, right? The GOP can underestimate me at their own peril if they want to. Ya never know, I might just surprise the world and become the first…
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My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 202 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I mostly come visit you at your office to see you, but your snack drawer helps.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “SpaceX is making science fiction real.” Elon Musk “The way to maximize America’s greatness by maximizing personal freedom and meritocracy.” Elon Musk “There would be…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Babe, I have to say, you take honey potting to the next level. I am a lucky mofo.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I have noticed how you have been feeding me foods filled with…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 201 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “The truth doesn’t have an agenda. The truth is the truth. Just tell the truth and let the chips fall where they may. Then build back better from that point.” Vice President Kamala Harris “I will not be made to be afraid. This is…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Look at that. There is an indent in the bed from your butt. Your butt can do anything. Your butt is incredible.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I have nothing but benevolent intentions for pleasing…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 200 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Oh no President Joe.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “I can kick the ball all the way to by the water. I have to show you. I love you daddy. Come home. Bring pizza and French fries.” Cash Michael Johnson “You can say whatever you your…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 199 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Are you mad at me for bonking the boy in my class on the head? He deserved it. He was wrong first. I was wrong second. We both got in trouble. We said we were sorry, and we used our words to become friends.”…