MJ: Baby, I think I have erectile dysfunction. Malia: Do you want to have sex with me right now? MJ: Yes! Malia: When we want to have sex does your penis get hard? MJ: Yes! Malia: If you answered no to my last 2 questions, that would indicate you have erectile dysfunction. MJ: Could you check it for me? Malia:…
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“Exactly how I feel about Malia in my deepest darkest thoughts with no sugar coating and no filter”
Baby, You have asked me countless times to try to describe exactly how I feel about you in my deepest darkest thoughts, with no sugar coating and no filter. I know you know I love you with forever love, but I guess I have never told you “exactly how I feel about you in my deepest darkest thoughts, with no…
Anything Goes Q&A with Malia II
Anything Goes Q&A with Malia II: The first “Anything Goes Q&A with Malia” was a big success, so we decided to do an Anything Goes Q&A with Malia II. 1. What does the scar on the back of MJ’s head look like now? Can you feel it? Is it bumpy, or flat? Julia Walker Modesto, CA Malia: The doctors did…
Sorry Mr President Elect but Family First
Malia: Baby, please don’t cheat on me. I live my life for you and our babies. I would die if you cheated on me. It would kill me baby. MJ: Baby, please don’t cheat on me. I live my life for you and our babies too. I would die if you cheated on me. It would kill me. Malia: You…
Baby Making Practice Invite For Michael David Johnson
Malia This Love Video For You Is Red Video For MJ Link – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/Malia-This-Love-Video-For-You-Is-Red-Video.mp4 To: Michael David Johnson This love video for you is red. Your mom will be here to pick up the babies soon. Now bring that sexy body home because I want to make a baby with you in the bedroom! From: Your Loving Wife Always, But Today…
Anything Goes Q&A with Malia
Anything Goes Q&A with Malia: 1. Do you and MJ have any tattoos? What are they? Where are they? Jenny Petrus Gainesville, FL Malia: Yes. MJ has 2. He has a dragon tattoo on his left arm. His other tattoo is in a private area on his body. He got it for me, and I am going to keep that…
Keeping Promises
Malia: I think I want to get married again. MJ: To me, right? Malia: Duh! MJ: I think I want to have sex. Malia: With me, right? MJ: Duh! I will marry you again. Malia: I will have sex with you again. You promised me forever on 3-8-17 MJ: Yes, I did. You promised me we could have sex anytime…
Roses Are Red. Violets Are Blue. (Dirty Version)
Malia: Let’s do dirty roses are red violets are blues with each other. I will go first. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I want to ride you. MJ: This is baby making heat foreplay at its finest right here. Roses are red. Violets are blue. When we are done texting, I am going to cum inside of you. Malia:…
Happy Famunda Foot Veteran’s Day!
I asked MJ if I was just like one big toy to him. He smiled and said my foot was Famunda Cheese. He actually wrote Famunda Cheese on my foot. You are a hero veteran, and today is Veteran’s Day, so I’m going to let you get away with Famundaing my foot silly boy. I love you Michael David Johnson!…
124.4 Pounds of Cure
Malia: Hey baby! How are you feeling? MJ: My headache went away. I felt better after I got up and got going. I do have this swelling going on in one part of my body though. See attached pic. Malia: I bought a little outfit to wear today that might help with your swelling problem. MJ: This is a major…