Malia: Baby, do you know what sexual fetish you have? MJ: Maliaphobia? Malia: That would mean you have a sexual phobia about me. As in, you don’t want to have sex with me. MJ: Hornyformaliaalwaysophilia Malia: I like that one. If you put phila at the end of something it means you are all about it bout it. If you…
Malia: Baby, I have OCYDD. MJ: I Googled it. Sounds bad. Malia: What? I made it up. Just go with it baby because this works out for you. MJ: K. What is OCYDD? Malia: It’s Obsessive Compulsive Your Dick Disorder. MJ: What is the treatment for it? Malia: I have decided not to seek treatment. I just want to indulge…
The Naughty Alphabet Motivated by my Sexy Bride Malia A is for Ass B is for Butt C is for Cumming D is for Dirty E is for Ecstasy F is for Fucking G is for Groaning H is for Horny I is for Intimate J is for Juggs K is for Kissing L is for Licking M is for…
Malia: I really miss you when you are gone. XOXO Malia: Is everything ok? Usually, you text back within a few hours tops. I couldn’t sleep without you last night. I know I complain sometimes because you move a lot in your sleep, and I wake up in WWE wrestling holds most nights, but I can’t sleep without you! I…
Anything Goes Q&A with Malia 8: 1. Are MJ and Team Digital Death going to sue the pilot and the company of the plane they were on that crashed last December? Keith Delacroix Cherry Hill, NJ Malia: No. There was an investigation into the crash. The crash was due to a mechanical failure. The pilot and NetJets were not at…
MJ: Wow! You sent me an awesome naughty video! Malia: Yes I did! MJ: That was hot baby! What has got you all worked up? Malia: What can I say? I’m a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind. Your sexy blue eyes are what have me all worked up. MJ: You know how death row inmates get to have whatever…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Compilation 2 of 5 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “The past is the past. It’s in the rear view mirror. If you keep looking in the rear view mirror, you will miss the opportunities that life has for you on the road ahead.” Ben Dupont (Friend and family member) “I think…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Compilation 1 of 5 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “C’est la vie. When in Rome. Carpe Diem. Life is short. You only live once. They all mean the same thing. Live your life because you only get one life to live.” Selena Gomez “People love people who stand up after they…
MJ: I’m like milk. Malia: ? MJ: Because I’ll do your body good! Wanna fool around? Malia: Do you mean you are like Soy Milk because you will do my body good? MJ: No! Full milk all the way! Malia: I am lactose intolerant baby. Milk does my body bad. MJ: Shit! I did know that, but the pickup line…
Malia: Baby, did you see the email from Brittany? MJ: Which one? Malia: The one about President Biden and the first lady coming to eat at our house? MJ: No. When is that happening? Malia: Kamala text me. She told the President about it and he asked if he and Mrs. Biden could come to. MJ: I don’t care. is…