MJ: I can’t the company is taking off like it is. We friggin bought Cyber Intelligence Inc today baby! Malia: I am so proud of you. Tarica text me that you cried at the press conference. MJ: Happy tears baby! Malia: You slept through a plane crash like it was nothing, but you tear up at a press conference. You…
Masters of Money LLC Acquires Cyber Intelligence Inc for $14,600,000 Masters of Money, LLC., announced today, on the 13th anniversary of the company’s founding, that it was acquiring Cyber Intelligence, Inc., for $14,600,000. This is Masters of Money, LLC.’s 3rd and largest company acquisition. Masters of Money’s recent company acquisitions: The Money Channel for $1,700,000 (2017), Nerdy Black Girls, LLC.,…
Michael David Johnson, You might be the super smart computer genius the world calls on to save it when there is a problem, but you are so much more than that! You are an American hero, a great friend, a loving father, a wonderful husband, a successful entrepreneur, and more! You are always doing things for others, so we thought…
American hero and Distinguished Intelligence Cross awardee, Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson, and his wife, Malia Johnson, donate one million dollars to global COVID19 relief efforts. Mr. Johnson has the distinct honor of being the first Distinguished Intelligence Cross awardee for Cyberwarfare, by the U.S. Central Intelligence Agency. The world has never faced a crisis like COVID-19. The pandemic is…
MJ: Baby, do you feel like fooling around? Malia: Maybe MJ: Maybe yes or maybe no? Malia: Do you just expect me to stop what I was already not doing to make love to you because you are loving, supportive, kind, generous, affectionate, compassionate, sexy, cute, a good husband, an amazing dad, a great provider, and you have a big…
MJ told me he wants to make sure our daughters don’t have “Daddy Issues”. The best way to accomplish that baby, is by doing exactly what you are doing. Keep being the amazing daddy that you are, and our daughters will grow up “Daddy Issues” free. A daughter’s first love is her father. Look at this picture. Do you see…
Malia: I am sick and tired of being used as your sexual toy, whenever and wherever you want it only! MJ: Huh? Malia: You use me as your sexual toy, expecting me to have sex with you anytime you want it, and anywhere you want it. MJ: I thought that was ok because we made an agreement. You said we…
I only have 3 things to say to you……. 1. It’s “I bless the rains down in Africa”, not “I miss the rains down in Africa”. I’m from Africa. You can trust me on this one. You are so cute baby! 2. I can’t believe how happy I am right now. You make me feel special, happy, loved, and you…
MJ: My mom won’t be back with the kids until 5:30. I’m working on a new project starting next week. I might not have time to bang 2 or 3 times a day then, so that means I want some more now! Malia: I’ll be back. I went downstairs to get us some food. Don’t be harassing me or you…
Anything Goes Q&A with Malia III: 1. Was there a tunnel underneath MJ’s old house? Did you ever see it? Andrew Morgan London, England Malia: I am not allowed to answer this officially. Unofficially, it is possible there was a tunnel underneath his old house. Also, unofficially, I may have seen it and been in it. MJ The Terrible House…