I was going to do a top 10 favorite foreplay posts, but then it turned into a top 15, which turned into a top 20, which would have turned into a top 25, or 30, or 35, etc., probably, if I had more time. I love my husband MJ, and I love making love to him. I get asked a…
Malia: Promise me something. MJ: Ok. What? Malia: Promise me you will always try to quench my thirst when I’m thirsty. MJ: I will do my best. Malia: Promise me you will. MJ: Good Lord! I promise I will try to quench your thirst when you are thirsty! Malia: Did you know that I have only been good at playing…
Malia and I met 9 years ago today, on March 8th, 2012. Malia and I have known each other for 9 years. Here is how 9 years converts into seconds, minutes, hours, days, and weeks. 284,083,200 seconds4,734,720 minutes78,912 hours3288 days469 weeks and 5 days Malia May Johnson, You are my all and everything, and I love you more all the…
I Love The Way You Love Me Malia #luckiestmanonearth MJ: Baby, I am a Penis American. Malia: Baby, I am a Vagina American. A Booby American? What’s up Penis American? MJ: My penis. Malia: You are a Penis American and your penis is up? Thank you for letting me know. I can tell you got my letter in your office. …
MJ, We have had some amazing “Firsts” in our relationship. I went through all of the “Firsts” posts about our relationship that we have done and made a post out of them. I hope you enjoy MJ and I’s “Firsts” posts. Sincerely, Malia The First Conversation Malia and I Ever Had by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/the-first-conversation-malia-and-i-ever-had-by-michael-mj-the-terrible-johnson/ Our First…
Malia Surprises MJ In The Shower and MJ Sings To Her Audio Recording Transcript (Audio Recording Below): – Beginning of transcript – MJ: Sings song lyrics- Can’t find a better man. MJ: Unh! Holy shit! You scared the shit out of me! Baby! Oh shit! Oh my God! MJ: What? MJ: Sings song lyrics- Memories back when you should get…
Malia: Oh no! I am all alone in this big house all by myself. What am I going to do? MJ: Baby, I have to get this done. I promise as soon as I get this done I will be all over your ass. Malia: But I want you all over my ass now. Did I mention I am naked…
Anything Goes Q&A with Malia 7: 1. Did your family like MJ when they first met him? Ellen Lloyd Topeka, KS Malia: Yes. Very much so. I think they wanted to try to like him, because they knew he treated me well, but I think they ended up liking him without actually trying to. 2. What is the weirdest thing…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Our sex play list switched over to classic rock for some reason. I have got to tell you the words that popped into my head during the chorus of this song. Wait for it. I’m…
Greetings, I felt motivated to address some of the recent events and things that have been going on, both the positive and the negative. 1. Thank you for all of the nice and supportive comments about me being named “Father of the Year” at Bethesda Country Club. I pride myself on being the best Dad I can be. I really…