This is my review of the new CIA website y’all built….. 1. I noticed you went old school CIA, and made sure the word “the” is never in front of CIA, because you never put the word “the”, in front of the word GOD, although I know that it is just a thing, and you do believe in God. Examples-…
MJ: I married Lisa Marie Malia: WTF? Who is Lisa Marie??? MJ: I hit send accidentally before I was done typing. MJ: I was going text….. I married Lisa Marie Presley’s twin, Malia May Presley. You look like Elvis Presley’s daughter. I was only being playful. I love you and you are always on my mind baby cakes. Malia: Gotcha.…
Malia: I love you! MJ: I love you too. Did I do something good to deserve an I love you? Malia: I love you and I can tell you that I love you anytime I want to, can’t I? MJ: Of course my love. I’m stressed out. Malia: Stress isn’t good baby. We need to find a stress solution. MJ:…
Malia: Do you think the saying “Black Lives Matter” is racist? MJ: No. The saying is meant to call attention to an important issue. The saying isn’t “Only Black Lives Matter”. Malia: I agree. They are debating it right now on the show I’m watching. I love you my enlightened, sexy, woke, big heart, big brain, big dick husband! MJ:…
Anything Goes Q&A with Malia 10: 1. What did MJ get you for your push present? Trisha Sellers St. Paul, MN Malia: MJ went all out. He got a push present for me from each of our kids and he bought me a separate push gift also. His push gift for me was the jacuzzi bathtub I wanted. And he…
MJ: Are you awake my love? Malia: Yes. What’s up? MJ: I came up with an Akronym for the A.I. robot drones. Malia: Just trying to be helpful. This is the correct spelling of acronym. MJ: I’m from Akron, so I tweaked it. Malia: What’s the “Akronym”? MJ: FORCE…… ForwardOperatingRobotCombatExplorer Malia: Baby! You said the robots were going to be…
Their Jumbo’s and Toddlers of The Caribbean Snuggle Story Time Malia: Hey baby. Can you come up here when you get a minute? MJ: Yeah. Do you need me to bring something up to you? Malia: Your wiener. MJ: Not for 6 weeks baby. Malia: I want to weigh your wiener on my breast milk scale. MJ: Seriously? Malia:…
Hello everyone, I just finished reading a book about how to become the main character in your own real life adventure, called “Author Your Life”, by Lara Zielin, and I loved it. The book is slanted towards writers/bloggers, but I highly recommend reading the book, even if you are not a writer/blogger, because of the therapeutic/self-help message of the book.…
To my precious new baby boy Christopher Alexander Johnson, Finding the words to express how I feel about you is not easy to do when I am sleep-deprived from our late night feedings together, and I’m sore from giving birth, and I’m in awe from the overwhelming emotion of getting to know and be with you these past few days,…
World, meet Christopher Alexander Johnson. Christopher Alexander Johnson, meet the world. Christopher, you were born at 3:13 am. Your daddy was born at 3:13 pm. You weighed exactly 10 pounds even when you were born. As your grandma, Jeanne Johnson, said about you- “He weighs as much as a sack of potatoes.” Your nicknames while you were in your mommy’s…