Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Oh my God! You are like the jizz whisperer or something. You know exactly how to get the jizz that is in my balls to rocket out of me.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “The…
MJ: What are you doing? Malia: I am putting my hand down your pants. MJ: Why? Malia: Why is your hand down your pants? MJ: I don’t know. It’s relaxing. Why are you doing it? Malia: I wanna be relaxed to. MJ: When you do it, it’s different. It’s not relaxing. It makes me horny. Malia: I don’t know. It…
MJ: I want you to know something. Malia: What do you want me to know? MJ: I would drive to the moon with you. Would you drive to the moon with me? Malia: Yes I would! I Googled how long it would take to drive to the moon if it was actually possible to drive to the moon. At 55…
A History of Jeff Dachis and Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: November 6th, 2016 Today was the most incredible business day of my life, and there isn’t even a close second. I was planning to announce that a particular agency, who is really good at keeping secrets, just signed off on letting me write a tell all (minus a few…
MJ: I can hear you singing. Are you dancing and singing? Can I come watch your concert? Malia: You can hear me singing from inside MJIA? MJ: I was sitting outside on the steps. You were singing the oral sex song. Malia: What oral sex song? MJ: “Poke Her Face” by Lady Gaga I think. Malia: You and song lyrics…
MJ: I’m looking at the school brochures you gave me. The school you told me you want our kids to go to is $30,000. That is basically $5,000 a year if you figure they go there from kindergarten through 5th grade. I trust your judgement. I know how much research you have done. I would still like to visit the…
MJ: Malia Sex Kitten Dirty Bird Pretty Titties Big Booty Cutie Johnson to the bedroom please. Malia: Are you ready birthday boy? MJ: I am. Malia: I am almost ready. It takes a little prep time to be ready because I have to you know, since we can’t you know. MJ: I know. It’s all good baby. Malia: How excited…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I can’t help myself. Look, it wants me to. Your c@$k and my mouth were meant for each other.” Malia May Johnson “I will “Slang my puss” at you whenever you need it. I will…
MJ: Today was an awesome day! I love you! We’re on the way back to the airport. I love you! Malia: I got the pictures you text me of you and your mom shopping. I love you too MJ: I didn’t grow up with money. We had enough to make it, but it wasn’t always easy. That said, I had…
We Will Overcome COVID19 Motivation One of the things my wife Malia and I miss the most that COVID19 has temporarily put a stop to are live events. We were looking at pictures from some of the live events that we have gone to and looking at the pictures inspired me to want to spread some positivity during these trying…