Malia: How about McDonald’s for lunch? MJ: Ok Malia: This is going to be the best McDonald’s you’ve ever had! MJ: Oh yeah? Did they bring back the McRib? I used to eat 2 of those at a time back when I worked at the Chicken House, and I would go on deliveries. Malia: This will be better than the…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I wasn’t thinking that at all. I was thinking about banging your vagina unmercilessly.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I have an adult version nursery rhyme for you. Hickory dickory dock. I’m about to slam…
We live by and are members of Bethesda Country Club. Every year Bethesda Country Club (BCC) has an awards banquet to celebrate/honor members who stand out in various ways/accomplish certain things. One of the yearly awards is “Father of the Year”. I nominated MJ for Father of the Year last year, and so did several other members. MJ ended up…
Malia: Thank you for carrying me to bed last night after I fell asleep in the chair. That was really sweet of you. MJ: I love you! Malia: Why didn’t you wake me up during my horrible nightmare last night? MJ: I didn’t know you were having a horrible nightmare. I’m sorry babe. Malia: You didn’t want me. It was…
“Slam Poetry” is for everyone, but “Deep Poetry Feeling Shit”, it’s like our own customized version of it. In other words- Slam Poetry, I don’t knowetry. Deep Poetry Feeling Shit, that I get. Now on to your boobs….. As it turns out, you are not just a pretty face. You also have awesome boobs. Your boobs always put me in…
I found this email MJ sent me in December 2016. I thought it was funny, sexy, and cute, so I decided to share it. Future Mommy Malia, Since we are in get pregnant mode, I decided to put together a plan. I’m calling the plan- “Operation Guaranteed Pregnancy”, to ensure that we get pregnant. Here is the plan. My penis…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I’m 32 and I wanna do you. Give me the good stuff for my birthday baby.” Malia May Johnson “Don’t bother taking your clothes off. We don’t have time. Just pull it out through your zipper.” Malia…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 69 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Daddy. Mommy. There the frinka fries (french fries) place. We get frinka fries?” Cash Michael Johnson “Can we go on vacation to Heaven to visit Grandmutter?” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “I’m going combo. Pee pee and poo poo.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “It is doing this old…
Dear Family and Friends, We are so thankful to you for spending Christmas with us. It was great to see and spend time with all of you. Thank you for all of the fun times, shared memories, meals, and experiences. Elizabeth, Cash, Natalie, Michael, Victoria, Caroline, and Christopher, loved having new kids and adults to play with, share with, and learn…
We had 35 family members and friends staying with us over the Christmas holiday in our house, guest house, and the house we own next door to our house. It was so much fun! I planned for one night to be a more formal “Winter Wonderland” night, where everyone would dress up and look nice for one night. We didn’t…