I found this email MJ sent me in December 2016. I thought it was funny, sexy, and cute, so I decided to share it. Future Mommy Malia, Since we are in get pregnant mode, I decided to put together a plan. I’m calling the plan- “Operation Guaranteed Pregnancy”, to ensure that we get pregnant. Here is the plan. My penis…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I’m 32 and I wanna do you. Give me the good stuff for my birthday baby.” Malia May Johnson “Don’t bother taking your clothes off. We don’t have time. Just pull it out through your zipper.” Malia…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 69 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Daddy. Mommy. There the frinka fries (french fries) place. We get frinka fries?” Cash Michael Johnson “Can we go on vacation to Heaven to visit Grandmutter?” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “I’m going combo. Pee pee and poo poo.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “It is doing this old…
Dear Family and Friends, We are so thankful to you for spending Christmas with us. It was great to see and spend time with all of you. Thank you for all of the fun times, shared memories, meals, and experiences. Elizabeth, Cash, Natalie, Michael, Victoria, Caroline, and Christopher, loved having new kids and adults to play with, share with, and learn…
We had 35 family members and friends staying with us over the Christmas holiday in our house, guest house, and the house we own next door to our house. It was so much fun! I planned for one night to be a more formal “Winter Wonderland” night, where everyone would dress up and look nice for one night. We didn’t…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Big butt. Big hips. Big eyes. Thick and sexy thighs. Yeah. Your body is yeah. Oh yeah! Scrumptious!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I’m going to do to you what you do to me, but the…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 68 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Mommies butt is inside the telescope.” Cash Michael Johnson “Daddy, I don’t want Santa to go my room. He’s a stranger. Can he leave my presents outside my door?” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Christmas every day!” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Mistletoe in there. You have to kiss.”…
MJ: MJ: MJ: MJ: MJ: MJ: Malia: Are you side profiling me Michael David Johnson? MJ: Yes. I love you Malia. I watched you all around the house yesterday and today, while you were playing with the kids, while you were on the phone, while you were cooking, while you were greeting our family and friends that are staying with…
Malia: Baby! MJ: I’m here. What’s up? Malia: I’m going through withdraw MJ: Pregnancy withdraw? As in, not being pregnant and missing it withdraw? Malia: That to MJ: What’s the first thing if there is a “That to”? Malia: The thing makes me pregnant. MJ: Sex? Malia: Yes! MJ: Well I know the fix for that withdraw! Malia: You have…
Malia: Baby, I keep waiting for something to be wrong with you. MJ: What do you mean? Are you trying to find something wrong with me so you can be done with me, like we were dating? Malia: You still seem too good to be true. There has to be something wrong with you. Malia: Are you fooling me into…